SeemsFishy
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@verbalriotshow This is what we mean when we say “you should smile more.”
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@BrianAtlas Towel boy turned out to be a cute girl IRL. Many such cases.
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@CISENJOYER @Aliathewhite The last time I stepped in poop, it ruined my entire day.
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5’11.
What a lying manlet.

LILKden@BeatsMarcy
🚨JUST NOW: Clavicular has been arrested for killing an alligator in the Florida everglades earlier today..
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@asimbawe Just remake this every few weeks with the current date please.
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