Corpse Kings

Welcome to Corpse Kings! Corpse Kings is an Old School Dark Fantasy TTRPG. 💀 Buy Corpse Kings: drivethrurpg.com/en/product/454… Discord: discord.gg/bga8NJMNaQ Lore: @corpsekings/videos" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@corpsekings/v…

@Zane732 Thanks Joshua. 🙏

@CorpseKings Churning out oceans of slop is nothing to be admired. Taking the necessary time to create things of genuine value is the way. 👌

I find absolute joy in creating for my community and fans. I'm not fast, but I'm grateful and excited to do it every day I can. 👑

@SaltyGoblin73 Oh damn. Well, if you're looking for something dark, fast and fun please give Corpse Kings a try.

@CorpseKings Thanks I was going to give castles & crusades a shot but it looks like it’s heading in the same direction as D&D 2024

Do you have your copy of Corpse Kings yet? Over 300 pages of Dark Fantasy fun. 😃

@SaltyGoblin73 Right here, brother. Thanks in advance. 👊 drivethrurpg.com/en/product/454…

@CorpseKings Where can I get a copy

@lance_hardy Here you go, Lance. 🙏 drivethrurpg.com/en/product/454…

@CorpseKings How does one put hands on this marvelous tome?

@HopiWorldOrder Oh no hahaha

What would you name your Pirate Ship? 🏴‍☠️

@PlcdRmr Excellent name!

@CorpseKings The crew of the Morrowless live only in the present. No past, no future. Just today. That is enough for them. After all, they are pirates. And they have been dead for three hundred years.

@CaptGraybeard13 Brilliant stuff, brother. 😃

@CorpseKings My pirate ship is Called the Widowmaker. Captain Graybeard the Ostentatious, Captain of the Widowmaker. youtu.be/CprjKrgvAYk?si…

@ColbornThunder Haha fantastic. I really Howl Hogan lmao

@CorpseKings Claws and effect? Howl Pacino? Howl Hogan?

What's a Creepy Name for a Werewolf Executioner? 😱

@NooneBladesmith Great name, Kevin!

@CorpseKings Silver executioner.

@JaysonLykins Awesome! This is cool.

@CorpseKings Just “x”, no one knows his name, only the brand he leaves on each person he executes…

@Bringyourhero Wow, that's cool! Love the image too!

@CorpseKings I used a pitfall trap like this a few games ago. The Paladin didn’t think it was funny.

Are Gelatinous Cubes goofy or fun in D&D? 🟩

@ExoDust7755 A natural part of the ecosystem!

@CorpseKings Gelatinous Cubes are important for any dungeon! It’s the dungeons natural clean up crew! 🟩

@SandyofCthulhu Haha good point

@CorpseKings It's a monster evolved to fit on graph paper. Do the math.

@0ldSch00l13 The correct answer.

@CorpseKings It didn't. I still play AD&D and OD&D.

When did D&D truly die for you? 😭

@Level9Drow Never played 4th or 5th Edition so I'm lucky in that regard. 😃

@CorpseKings 4th Ed, then we tried 5th Ed at the start but then it turned lame, cozy, weak, HR approved, sensitive and gay. So we moved to Shadowdark after 30+ years. I couldn't take Mexican orcs, gay dwarves, beholders and teiflings and all the modern tumblr art ruining the fantasy setting.

@SandyofCthulhu I've never played RuneQuest...I just may need to

@CorpseKings In 1978, when I started playing RuneQuest. We played D&D and RQ in parallel for about six months but by the end of that time, D&D was out. RQ solved so many problems we had with D&D.

@DreadedDinosaur 🙏 👊

@CorpseKings Agreed 👍

Modern logos suck. It's time to go back.

@tomlaceyx Brilliant!

@CorpseKings retvrn to dragonlance cover art

@UpdatingOnRome Noooooo