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I'm getting pretty good at these. I've made over 200, so I would hope so.

@TIMBO_SL1CE I got a ticket for 56 in a 55. I see them every time I leave the house, and usually pulling someone over.

Just got a ticket going 74 in a 65 what the fuck is happening to California??

@Rothmus All they have to do is up the legal requirements for ethanol above 20%.

Once the technology is ready, they’ll launch another ‘Cash for Clunkers’ program. If that fails to move enough vehicles, they’ll pressure automakers to accelerate the obsolescence of pre-2027 models.

@mitchellvii Is this shit an op?

We always think of California as being all liberals but really there are an awful lot of conservatives living there! If you're a conservative living in California can you speak up here and share your story with us? ⬇️

@elonmusk What could possibly go wrong.

Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.

Parlay vous franzia

@Spotify is no longer a music app What the fuck did you do to shuffle. I love it when a random mix of 4000 songs only plays 100 of them in the same order.

@ChrisExpTheNews Do people still not know this is Ai

Hello I am a trauma center nurse. I am advising you to keep posting this shit

@mtaibbi It means you get to eat your pets.

What the fuck does this mean?

@nettermike I saw $5.50 today

To those across the country....these are our prices. Don't let a California Democrat get elected nationally.

@tacodabs Addict behavior

Imagine getting triggered because i told you that there arent any boro color sticks that cost $100 a stick lmao

@WallStreetApes China is capitalist, and America is litigious corporatism.

Rep Tim Burchett makes skateboards in his free time He was told by ethics if he wanted to sell any of them he would need to hire an attorney, but insider trading and making 600% on trades is fine This is real and actually what he was told “If you're making 600% on your returns, you ought to go to Wall Street and get out of Congress” “I make skateboards and I gave one to Tulsi Gabbard. Now, everybody all over the country wants one. I go talk to ethics about... 'Cause I'm a capitalist. I thought dad gum, I'll sell a few skateboards. I don't sleep at night so from, from midnight to 4:00AM in the morning I work on 'em. And, I go to ethics and they're like, "Oh, you got to do this, you got to do that." So you're telling me if I want to sell skateboards, I got to hire an attorney. But if I want to do insider stock trading, go to Congress. And that is exactly what's going on. Both parties are involved in it”

@bgcts Living the best life has never been cheaper.

As boomers die off, there is a massive bubble of antiques and collectibles that were highly sought, but that today nobody cares about. That means everything from Fenton Glass to clocks to writing desks, to fine China & silver are getting tossed cause no kids want them. Find them

@BreitbartNews @SecDuffy Wool coats are underrated.

.@SecDuffy encourages Americans to "dress a little better" during holiday travel "Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport.”

I really wasn't expecting to get stuck in a foot and half of snow before Thanksgiving.

@haydclay The internet isnt worth the trouble. Keep a low profile. It works out either way.

Fuck reddit. Permanently banned from posting art because I mentioned the word "print"

@HardPass4 Bold camera man.

In case you were wondering what it looks like when a surface to air missile comes directly at you, holy shit.

@TheRoyalSerf Guns

These are the cheapest mugs I can make while maintaining my standard of quality.

I really dont see the point in paying for social media. I think I'd rather buy a lathe.

Mariana is such a lovely shade of blue.