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@sannbet @zerqfer But will it make me better at dota

@zerqfer I urge every1 thinking this is too good to be true to know that it is certainly too good to be true. Why? Because you probably won’t wake up at 3:47am. And if you set it to auto, your openclaw bot will probably eventually yolo all in and then you’ll lose your entire wallet 👍

my OpenClaw woke me up at 3:47 AM with one message: "found 6 markets resolving in next 90 minutes while US is asleep, need approval for $12K deployment" i typed "yes" and went back to sleep woke up to +$43,800 been running an agent that hunts timezone arbitrage for 9 days never thought it would actually wake me up the setup: gave OpenClaw access to global news feeds in different timezones: > Japanese government RSS > European parliament calendars > Australian financial wires > Middle East flight trackers > Asian central bank announcements told it: "find markets that will resolve during US sleep hours (2 AM - 6 AM EST), alert me if edge exceeds 30%" what happened at 3:47 AM: agent detected 6 markets resolving between 4 AM - 6 AM across different timezones all had same pattern: > crowd priced them like normal markets > but resolution would happen while americans sleep > official sources in those countries already showing signals the alert: > "Japan rate decision - 68% YES per BOJ leak, polymarket at 23¢" > "EU emergency vote - live stream shows YES winning, polymarket at 31¢" > "South Korea policy - government RSS confirmed, polymarket at 19¢" > "Australia trade deal - minister quoted 2 hours ago, polymarket at 27¢" > "UAE production cut - OPEC meeting notes public, polymarket at 15¢" > "Singapore regulation - parliament session live, polymarket at 22¢" - total edge detected: $43K potential - window: 90 minutes before -capital needed: $12,000 my phone buzzed i opened telegram half asleep saw "approve or miss" typed "yes" closed my eyes 7:30 AM - woke up to notifications: all 6 markets resolved during asian/european morning > US traders woke up to already-closed markets > my positions entered at 15¢-31¢ > all resolved at 95¢-100¢ profit breakdown: - Japan: $8,200 - EU: $6,900 - Korea: $11,400 - Australia: $7,100 - UAE: $5,800 - Singapore: $4,400 - total: +$43,800 checked the logs: agent had been watching these markets for 8-14 hours tracking official sources in real-time waiting for US to go to sleep then finding the moment when: > outcome is basically confirmed overseas > but US crowd hasn't updated prices > resolution is imminent the edge is stupid simple: polymarket is 70% american traders world events don't care about EST timezone while you sleep, markets resolve if you want to copy wallets running this 24/7: thetradefox.com/?ref=AUTOCOPY am i the only one making money while literally unconscious?

Brb, refactoring all our sorts in Moyae to use VibeSort: github.com/abyesilyurt/vi…

@Sophgamez Do they have to be journalists or can they be software engineers capable of building AI tools for this space?

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@JoshSabol Burn it with 🔥

Update: 12 hours not long enough

Emptying a filing cabinet of old sensitive/confidential documents. Been looking for a shredder, obviously nobody has these anymore. Opted for a dumber route. Threw them in a bucket of water, soap, and vinegar. Turning them into a pulpy mush and then trashing it lol

I was just thinking how the new generation probably doesn't embed the numb encore instrumental into every single power point presentation for school projects. What a shame.

@JoshCMandel You mean it's not enough to just do dob and first name/ last name?!

Wish list item for EHI Export: every system should publish a (plausible complex) sample patient export file alongside their documentation.

@areiosx @SpBrando This is the most yoko taro thing I ever heard.

best korean restaurant in Austin area is actually Ghama up in Round Rock.

@JoshSabol We call that "locked in"

power

@JoshSabol Were you getting this a lot? I guess I was only sending the deck out to soft introed people so I never ran into this problem

@FloofyDoug Doesn't verify emails so ppl can just put fake@email.com

I can't believe I'm about to pay Docsend $250 just to verify ppl's email address

@JoshSabol I use the standard tier. You can still ask for emails to view the file.

Smart pricing strategy though. "Here's a bunch of free value. Share you investment materials with 50 ppl." *2 weeks later* "Pay now or else those 50 ppl will lose access to everything."

I hope there's Chipotle in the afterlife

@lucy_guo Haha we've all been here

Unrealized capital gains tax is how democrats turn into republicans

Well hopefully the initial search used all the allowed values via VSAC to search for the correct codes, because god forbid we need another 100 codes to say the same thing: statecraft.pub/p/how-to-stop-…

I'm convinced Tracy Chapmans "Fast Car" is about a forest green Outback.

Taqueria 10 de 10, best tacos in Austin.

i move so often, the only way I can provide the last 7 years of my residences is by checking my Amazon delivery address preferences.

Suffering from coffee withdrawal. It's 830pm I shouldn't drink more.... But this headache is unreal.

@JoshSabol @ATT Yah but they gotta find a way to pay that 6% dividend.

Just today, I'm 4 calls and 1:15 hrs into trying to get this stupid $6 monthly charge cancelled and refunded. Still on hold. @ATT you guys are predators 🖕

Insane that when you buy a phone from @ATT they automatically add a $6/mo "Next Upgrade" feature without telling you. It literally does nothing other than give you the option to buy a new phone. AT&T charges unwitting customers $216 during the life of their loan for no value...