Woke Po (Parody)

"Since I got an engineering, I’ve just been making shit. I even made a time travel machine!"

@TheWhiteTubby "stop bullying me."

"I crucified Po."

"Everyone refer to me as Bouncy Toast from now on."

"I MADE A FUCKING BOMB!"

"I have a job now!"

@THECOATEDMEN "YAYYYYYY!"

@FourthTeletubby Alright, hired.

Yes, we are hiring. Where would you want to work within our company exactly?

@THECOATEDMEN "Uh…engineering? I think I’m smart enough for that."

@FourthTeletubby In what position. Military, research, engineering?

"I’m tired of the mainlands, I’m gonna go EXPLORE."

"Now that there’s 12 of you here, I must propose to send gimmicks because why not?" subjectnumberfour.straw.page

@FourthTeletubby "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

"This white teletubby gave me this big metal thing! I’m gonna go play with it!"

@IceColdTubby "…Well shi-" *The shockwave finally arrived and the two of them got blasted away as well as got hit by a shit ton of radiation.*

@FourthTeletubby "Yes. Yes we are."

@IceColdTubby "…Are we fucked?"

@IceColdTubby "It’s fine! It looks far enough away!" *Immediately after Po spoke, a mushroom cloud formed over the hills, the bomb having landed and exploded in the outskirts.* "…Uh. Isn’t that the 'mushroom cloud' thing you mentioned?"

@FourthTeletubby "WAIT NO-"

@IceColdTubby "…" "I’m just gonna fling it." *Po immediately flung the atom bomb away with the physgun (how did she even get her hands on one?!) and watched it fly away.*

@FourthTeletubby "Then just bury it 20 feet under the ground.. or something."

@IceColdTubby "I’m not leaving it outside the tubbydome! I’ll go homeless if I do IF it blows up!"

@FourthTeletubby "Just- I don't know.. Leave it where it is!"

@IceColdTubby "Then where should I put it? If I can’t fling it then what? This place isn’t very big, it’s not like there’s a wasteland I can put it in."

@FourthTeletubby "Even if you toss it miles away we'll most likely be in the blast radius or at the very least in the radiation zone! We'll die!"

@IceColdTubby "What if I toss it miles away with this…thing I got? I think it’s called a…physgun or something? Maybe we’ll be safe if I throw it with that!"

@FourthTeletubby "I think so.. Just leave it alone! Throw it somewhere! I-I mean- no! don't throw it! It'll blow up if you throw it!"

@IceColdTubby "But if it doesn’t blow up then it should be safe…right?"

@FourthTeletubby "Think like- a bomb.. but x1000. It's a thousand times worse than a bomb!"

@IceColdTubby "…What’s a nuke?"

@FourthTeletubby "It's worse than a bomb! It's a NUKE! You ever heard of those mushroom looking clouds!? Nukes are the reason!" [a voice in the distance: He knows too much.]