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“I gotta collect the custards and find out what went wrong…”
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@TheWhiteTubby
"I’m not afraid." I am not affiliated with Zeoworks. (MINOR, NSFW sod off)
(DATA EXPUNGED) Katılım Nisan 2022
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"I just saw this giant robot on the cameras like 10 minutes ago. WHAT ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH WAS THAT FUCKING THING?!"
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"Saying that when you swore on everyone’s mamas lives that you weren’t lying."
"You are a murderer."
Manik.@ManiacInBlue
Not very woke to assume billions of women will die.
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"Yeah I think everyone’s about to fucking die so I’m gonna go and cover up the secret lair entrance."
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//why did slenderman appear while i was playing slendytubbies vs
//bro
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"I have a feeling a massacre is about to happen."
"And I think it involves that uh…what was it again?"
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"Dipsy is never getting his hat back."
"It’s mine now you green shit."
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"…Dude."
"If I turn on my television and see the headline "BILLIONS OF WOMEN DEAD OF UNKNOWN CAUSES", I’m immediately blaming you."
Manik.@ManiacInBlue
I'm never annoying on everybody's mama.
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theguardianfiles.straw.page
"send some gimmicks or I’m going to hug a tree with my car."
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"I’m tempted to push you into that god damn custard vat."
Manik.@ManiacInBlue
So what? Free food.
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"You still live in a bloody factory though."
Manik.@ManiacInBlue
Atleast my home is beautiful at night.
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"And you live in the fucking custard facility last I checked so you can’t talk."
Manik.@ManiacInBlue
I have a fiánce, you have house problems.
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