Frederick Flufferton

I think I could get over the tickle of ants being in my ear as long as they were actively mining my earwax

@iam_johnw Who gives a fuck he should get a pass

What type of drugs was tiger woods on at 2pm on a Friday to flip his car like this on an island road .. the fact that he hasn’t hired a personal driver yet is insane

Some people are so good at things they can commit crimes and just get off. OJ, MJ, Epstein. Tiger Woods is this caliber person

@tomandmartys I hope he wins this weekend, qualifies for the masters, wins the masters and all 9 of them are in tears on the 18th green. How’s that for a feel good story

Are we ready to have the discussion yet that Finau traveling from event to event with his wife and 7 kids benefits no one? Or are we still pretending it’s a feel good story?

@DivotDoctrine If it makes me swing faster than yes

A golf polo shouldn't be more than $30. Are we really convincing ourselves that a shirt is more valuable than a weekly grocery shopping for a household?

@RattlesnakeTex @ANGC_burner I actually enjoy all of these things too. Borderline enthusiastic about DMB. Pure projection over here

@Frederick_Fluff @ANGC_burner

Year of the Liberal Golfer.

@jeffwellz There’s still time

Could’ve made Sirius Black

@_no_more_names @TheDMVLive What changed since then?

@TheDMVLive I grew up in Rockville 70s - 80s can confirm it did not

I spoke to a community member on this stabbing scene at Safeway, who said he never remembered these type of violent incidents occurring in upper Montgomery County while growing up. Another mother passing by expressed concern for her child, with the stabbing victim being a juvenile... Leaders in Montgomery County, Maryland (from both @mcpnews and @MoCoCouncilMD) wanted to cover up stories like tonight’s stabbing at the Rockville Safeway, last night’s stabbing outside of the Clarksburg Harris Teeter, two police officers being shot at in Montgomery Village yesterday, etc. by encrypting police radios, yet this feed is rolling strong and will continue doing so! 💪

@FaskSag @ANGC_burner But I’ve seen the on my tv?????

@Frederick_Fluff @ANGC_burner He’s right, you know they’re not real right? It’s important to me you know they’re arnt real

Hey man- I know this is going to be hard to grapple with; but hobbits are characters in a fictitious novel.

@RattlesnakeTex @ANGC_burner Okay libtard

@ANGC_burner Stop the slander I enjoy all these things

@ANGC_burner Liberal golfers are like black hobbits. Just not natural

@honeybunwife They’ll still be disgusted

remember how a major part of the novel is how snape has greasy hair and all the students are disgusted by it. and now they gave him dreads. right…..right…..

@VivaLaStool @barstoolbigboys @ella_grif @KaticMichael @danabeers @TBob53 @barstoolsports Why is getting drunk so important to these people

“I hate how our generation.. The difference between weekdays and weekends it’s like night and day. Back then everyone used to go out like every single night and always had fun. Nothing was stopping them. Now it’s like, ‘oh dude I got work’ like guess what, everyone has a fuckin job” -@ella_grif on @barstoolbigboys

@shellshockkk Just swallowing it whole

Everybody’s problem

@TheMasters I’ll be running a hdmi from my PC to my TV

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@DAKKADAKKA1 He thinks the orcs are conservatives when the hobbits represent the regular working class. Just trying to live simple lives without being bothered

>stephen Colbert is writing a lord of the rings spinoff Buddy. He’s going to make Sauron Trump lmao. What a disaster.

@cimmerian_v The orcs want to take this from us

There are battlefields

@flapprdotnet He’s gonna make the hobbits black gay and disabled

"My son, Barron says Colbert will make the hobbits gay, so if you don't cancel this film, I'm blocking the merger.

@RottenTomatoes Great now we have this fgagot trying to ruin our precious

Stephen Colbert will co-write the upcoming #LordOfTheRings film 'Shadow of the Past,' alongside Philippa Boyens and Peter McGee. The film will cover six chapters in the 'The Fellowship of the Ring.'

@HansCholo @youbetrippinpod Even worse, It’s behind a paywall on YMH.

@youbetrippinpod Get off Netflix. It can be a YouTube channel.

Yuge announcement…