Chris Jones

@wembleystadium @FA next time you try and sell me tickets to friendlies, don’t bother. 2 matches in 5 days. 2 trips into London. 2 programmes. 2 lots of food and drink. 2 disappointing journeys home. 2 early departures from stadium. 1 frustrated adult, 1 miserable child. #EngJap

@SuperLuckyDi Oh 🤦🏻‍♂️ - that’s what happens when you rush!

@GAFCJones It’s an odd one out, so you need to choose the answer that’s wrong, three of them will be right! I’m guessing other options were wallabies and wombats?

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@peterstopcrime Tough paper rounds over there I guess

This is 15 year old Hamidullah Naidari with his two friends, aged 15 and 16. They are all unaccompanied child refugees from Afghanistan

@Keir_Starmer Thanks Keir, you’re such a trooper. Can you steer that task force into the channel to protect our shores instead of the North Atlantic? Much appreciated.

I will always fight for what’s best for my country, for the British people, and for our way of life.

@Prim1877 @talkSPORT @JimWhite Absolutely this. Jim couldn’t get him off quick enough

@talkSPORT Now play the clip of the immigrant caller before him that agreed with Jim Ratcliffe but @JimWhite cut him off because he didn’t match his thought. Embarrassing

Caller: "I feel offended by this! It is stereotyping me!" Simon: "I am not defending his words, I'm defending his right to have them said!" Simon Jordan and a #MUFC fan react to Sir Jim Ratcliffe's claim about immigration in the UK.

@TNLUK @KevTennisBalls “Experiencing high volumes”….of course, the classic justification for not having sufficient staff

I'd love to be able to help however I would need to look into your account to do this, which I'm unable to do over social media. We are experiencing high volumes and are trying to help players as quickly as we can. You can also try webchat which can be found through the link below - national-lottery.co.uk/contact-us The lines will be busier than usual, we appreciate your patience. ^Amelia

Allwyn, who took the National Lottery franchise, updated their website and it's the worst downgrade of a website I can recall. I've moved and I can't update my address, so if I won a prize they would probably invalidate the win. #allwyn #losers #nationallottery #bringbackcamelot

Folks ⁦@EssexPR⁩ & I📞most days on👇petition I can’t lie we’re STUNNED it hasn’t hit 100,000 Yet🤷‍♂️ That doesn’t mean that we are Not grateful to those who have✍️👏 Introduce 5yr Min Sentence for unlawfully carrying Knife 3yrs Juveniles - Petitions petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7535…

North Korea just BANNED millions of people from being able to vote in local elections because the opposition party would win. Sorry, that was the UK Labour Party.

@NormanBrennan So fucking weak….we’ve become an absolute joke under this twat. As a nation, we used to be respected. nowadays, the ‘special relationship’ counts for nothing with this fool in charge.

Folks you’ve got to laugh he👇can’t even lie straight in bed ducks dives & dodges both simple & difficult Q’s bit like asking “Is it cold outside Mr Starmer”? “Well let me be absolutely clear it looks cold but I’m waiting for the Meteorologist’s view”👇🙄

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Buses could have done us all a favour and got bonus points for two at once

🚨 FERAL YOUTH FIGHTING WITH MACHETES ON THE STREETS OF LEEDS❗️ THESE SCENES ARE BECOMING MORE AND MORE POPULAR EVERYDAY ⚠️ WELCOME TO MODERN BRITAIN 🇬🇧

@PolitlcsUK “A Home Office spokesperson said: “We will not accept any abuse of our borders, and we will do everything in our power to remove those without the legal right to be here”. 🤣 they seriously think we’re idiots

Follow for the very latest political news! The man: "When we were returned to France we were taken to a shelter in Paris. I didn’t dare to go out because I was afraid for my life. The smugglers are very dangerous. They always carry weapons" Story: theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/o…

🚨 BREAKING: A man sent back to France under the “one in, one out” scheme has returned to the UK on a small boat [@guardian]

Since the one in one out migrant deal with france was announced we've had 11000 in and 26 out. It really is clown world in downing street. 🤡🤡🤡🤡

@NotFarLeftAtAll Being a twat

Name one thing Rachel Reeves is good at ?

@NotFarLeftAtAll He’ll get 100k as an apology from the state throughout the ordeal, the poor girls parents will be subjected to a year long investigation when they question the sentence, and a dozen other locals will end up with three years behind bars when they post their opinions online

Mohammed Abdulrazia, 39 lured a young girl just 5 into his house in Winson Green, Birmingham, and only stopped when, her friend jumped over his fence to stop them. He was found guilty and is due to be sentenced in a few weeks. How long do you think he'll get in prison?

#refwatch @SkySports @SkySportsNews continuing their efforts to ruin each and every programme. First time I’ve watched since the changes and it’s crap. Costs up, quality down, and they’re surprised why people are leaving

@DaveAtherton20 10 weeks suspended sentence

🚨Breaking Video🚨 Outside the Regents Park Masjid in London, Muslims knife each other in a brawl. A car is used as a weapon, bodies fly everywhere.

When a single headline encapsulates the extent of British state decline...

Made me emotional, I cannot believe that this is Britain in 2025 🇬🇧 And I cannot believe that some of you virtue signalling idiots in celeb circles, are against us.

@AngelaRayner FYI