
The G-Man Explains
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BREAKING: The UAE’s state-owned aluminum conglomerate, Emirates Global Aluminum, says that its Al Taweelah production base suffered “significant damage” from Iranian attacks on Abu Dhabi’s Khalifa Economic Zone earlier today. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/hf4uyn




Trump: I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success.

UPDATE: I’m really struggling to call what happens next On one hand, Trump needs an off-ramp to limit the global economic damage and growing domestic political pressure Iran would also like this war to end before more cities are leveled and more leaders are killed On the other hand, Iran is doing surprisingly well controlling the Strait, striking the Gulf and Israel, and selling oil for more than twice the price than before the war, making a killing And on the American side, troops are heading to the region for what increasingly looks like a ground operation to control Hormuz Negotiations are the most promising development since February 28th. But Iran's warnings to Gulf nations against supporting any ground operation, combined with maximalist demands from both sides, make a deal unlikely in the short term



Iran doesn't seem intimidated at all and has just released another Lego video mocking the coalition.







Joe Rogan says there are “a lot of dorks” in MAGA: “That phrase sucks. America is great. Make America greater? I’m down. But MAGA, and then it becomes a movement of a bunch of dorks? A lot of them are these really weird, f-cking uninteresting, unintelligent people.”


🚨BREAKING: The development of the potential "Sharia city" in Kaufman county has ended following my investigation. My office will work tirelessly to end any illegal scheme that seeks to subvert the Constitution and disrupt the American way of life.


Earth has never felt like my home. 0% chance that my ancestors “evolved” here.


WASHINGTON (AP) - Trump says he will sign an emergency order to pay TSA agents as Congress struggles to reach funding deal.


🚨🚨🚨BREAKING — TRUMP SAYS HES INSTRUCTING DHS TO PAY TSA






