Gabriel H Gonzalez

You: ‘how’s your quarantine going?’ Me:

short1k263.substack.com/p/rhona-pt-2 #shortstory #creativewriting #fiction #WritingCommunity #writing

@StarbucksUK just checking in on this hope you’re well

Also I am not badly addicted to the brown sugar oat espresso so pls don’t make me write an entitled tweet about that one too? Thnx

@StarbucksUK I’m really sorry to do this but I had to leave the country unexpectedly for work just as I became frightfully addicted to your macadamia oat lattes and when I returned it was no longer available. Could you fix this pls because customers are annoying but always right?

Outsourcing - A Millie Garrens Short Story - Former Spy, Vape enthusiast. (I did the illustration as well. It is a kebab shop) open.substack.com/pub/short1k263…

Has anyone else ever bought a VPN and immediately thought “…wonder what Armenian Netflix looks like”

I have always wanted to go to Seattle because of Frasier and Grunge

Mr Reviews Are Helping People. New Short Story up on the Substack (Almost an Alliteration, sort of) open.substack.com/pub/short1k263…

@DisneyPlus without doubt the most dis-functional and evasive streaming service. I travel for work & am now paying for 2 subs, neither of which work. Neither my UK, nor my South African sub lets me watch anything. Yet you’ve taken my money. Twice. My UK was was annual - help pls?

Lads on bikes ballies up London Bridge and Southwark area screaming round on mountain bikes ATENZIONE

Anything that isn’t an item of clothing in TKmaxx is a failed Dragon’s Den product

Brazilian Deliveroo moped riders in the North West London area, who are all you on the phone to literally all of the time? Fala sério manu por favor.

Too right

Enzo is so sick and looks like a character from Gomorrah who nearly takes over the empire and then brutally dies within a one episode arc #CHELIV

@CamdenCouncil Hi there, thank you. Abbots Place, just off west end lane. I have a photo of the bin’s corresponding address number I can DM?

@GabG59 Thanks for your message. Please could you provide us with more information on this location?

How do I report this @CamdenCouncil please?

@BTP @TfL They were abusive and threatening violence against two other passengers next to me. Then continued anti social behaviour on the carriage behind ours. They were screaming through the open windows at the two passengers next to me. I got off at west hamp to look for someone

@GabG59 @TfL Good afternoon, the quickest way to report this is to text 61016 which is monitored 24 hrs per day. There may be a delay to reports being seen on Twitter. Are they off the train now and was there any aggression towards yourself?

@TfL @BTP aggressive, intimidating, verbal abuse seen on the northbound Jubilee line at Finchley Road station 14:41. Two males at the back of the train out of control. No one at West Hampstead station to alert

Hi! I'm looking for camera peeps, sound recordists and producers working or looking to work in Documentary (especially the cinematic variety) for a selection of projects from August to July. Shadowing opportunities also available. Looking for a wide range of people. Please RT

@tacobelluk @ubereats_uk offered a generous tip for “meet at door” 🙄

I’m going back to back on the Bourne blu rays on a Wednesday

@EveSimmns I’m not Alan Sugar - I’m a lot nicer in the streets and shrewder in the (excel) sheets.

@GabG59 alright Alan Sugar

Made 1 pound (sterling) profit on my eBay sale of broken power rangers to Sarah in Rotherham. This shrewd operation was accomplished by buying the wrong postage label, buying new postage label, buying a 2.99 Jiffy bag in the post office and undercharging P&P by a country mile.