Doug

Here’s a picture of me at Iguazu Falls in Brazil. This was back when Brazilians were free to communicate with the world on ⁦@X⁩. Looking forward to seeing all of you back here very soon!

@LuckyMcGee ❤️

Today was a shitty day. My friend Ginger died of a heart attack. She was young. She’s younger than me. Life is so unfair. I’m so sick of losing people. 😞 I’m only posting because, tequila. But if I’m not around for a few days, please understand. Fuck, I’m so sick of losing people. 😪 Life feels so unfair right now.

@1RamsFan6 @ENERGY Exactly. Just quietly censor the governor’s misinformation. 💪

@ENERGY DOE fighting twitter battles with Governors. Grow the fuck up. Trump admin is run by people that got picked last in dodgeball growing up. smh

False. Just 15% of CA primary energy consumption comes from ‘renewables.’ More than 75% of CA energy consumption is from oil and gas — that’s higher than the national rate. It is true that CA has embraced anti-hydrocarbon policies. The result? CA has the highest electricity rates in the continental U.S., the highest gas prices, and the highest adjusted poverty rate in America. I wouldn’t be bragging if that was my state.

@KrystalWaterfor @ENERGY Remember when misinformation and quietly censoring the governor for his post was in vogue? Good times.

@ENERGY Why is DOE posting a combative personal tweet from a Government account? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

@fred_barwell @harri_bergeron @elonmusk @xDaily But can you see up to date posts?

@harri_bergeron @elonmusk @xDaily F u you brainless moron i am now going to force you to suffer and lose hell your the retard you brainless moron i win rule and beat you

NEWS: French prosecutors have opened an investigation into X, seeking charges against Elon Musk and the platform for child sexual abuse imagery, deepfakes, and complicity in denying crimes against humanity via the Grok AI system. The Paris public prosecutor’s office stated the investigation includes charges related to the unlawful collection of personal data, failure to ensure data security, and the dissemination of non-consensual content. The probe into Grok specifically addresses allegations regarding the platform's AI system's role in these matters. apnews.com/article/france…

My guess is that the officials gave Taylor Hall a minor penalty there because no one wants to see five minutes of the #Flyers' power play.

@jordiebarstool No goalie in the history of goalies.

Has any goalie in the playoffs had to deal with worse bounces than Vladar?

@ichhabschnitzel @spittinchiclets You want more penalties?

@spittinchiclets And yet still missing calls! That’s an easy 5 on hall for the headshot, what are we even doing

Well that was a ref show of a period.

@degen_betting @spittinchiclets Embarrassing

@spittinchiclets A bench minor in the damn playoffs…what are we doing here???

@spittinchiclets Someone tell the refs this is playoff hockey

@NobodymrRobert That’s a finger remover

Is there a name for this.

@TABYTCHI x.com/ccpisassh0e/st…

If aliens are real, who do we send to make first contact?

@AngelaBelcamino Someone’s never been to Maryland!

Hear me out— Floridians are the worst drivers.

@samventureX @BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Yep. It’s like a 15% disadvantage, which is huge. Why do you guys continue to elect politicians who don’t want you to win a Cup!?

@GeigerTweeter @BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Canadian taxes are tough for any team here really :(

I ain’t coming back to the Leafs. All you hating Leafs fans in my mentions can kiss my ass. I don’t choose your team over loyalty. So FUCK YOU. You’re now my enemy. GAME ON MOTHER FUCKERS🖕🏼

@HeSheHaw @NHLFlyers They beat your team brother

@NHLFlyers So glad Philly is representing the second round so competitively! Basically a friggin gift to Carolina. Anyone else would have made it competitive.

Injury update: Flyers forward Noah Cates (lower-body) has been ruled out for the remainder of the series vs. Carolina.

@samventureX @BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Some day. Maybe. Probably not. Those Toronto taxes make it tough to compete on cap. But you guys seem to like it that way ✌️

@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets See you in the Stanley Cup finals Biz ✌️

@MargoinWNC These marginal talent at best offshore firms are so screwed. Good luck competing with modern AI augmented coding

Cognizant pulled out of North Carolina after getting tax breaks. They said they couldn't find enough qualified workers. With UNC, North Carolina State University, and Duke University within 30 miles of their office. Tells you all you need to know.

@johnkonrad Working under Reagan’s command

@Ohdoctah Hey stupid, this is not goalie interference!

Talk to me like I’m stupid and explain how this is not goalie interference???

Minnesota Wild goaltending against Colorado.

@Poopiepoopapoo @WhiteHouse You must have missed the Murder part

@WhiteHouse This is the kind of shit that will be in a history book that 9th graders will read and go "holy shit I can't believe how awful we were"

Adiós 🪇