Guy Phawx

The voice of #Farrer. #insiders

@Buttermarg2 Wallace

#qt Someone in Opposition booted under 94a. I missed who it was.

Fire ants/ fire arms.😅 A reasonable misheard statement from Barnyard #qt

Little Timmy Soldier boy, 4<6 you douche nozzle. #qt

What sort of ridiculous waste of a #qt from Angus 'silent g' Taylor was that...

J.F.C 👏abc 👏 give👏 it 👏a👏 rest👏👏 You have literal numbers to go on. #savotes #auspol

"You're not a cynic" they chortle. The topic, Brown (The unAustralian) on Hastie. #insiders

Ah yes not content with giving oxygen to ON we now find space to pump up Hastie. Because of course they do. #insiders

Speers reading straight from the Opposition talking sheet first with Canavan brain fart then with a Bowen meeting finished up with be careful of 0 seat ON... Fkn lightweight journalism. #insiders

Had there ever been a party that has been given more attention with 0 seats won. Side note has anyone done back of the envelope figures for Pooleeens election cash grab? #insiders

Labor has historic win #insiders: ON ON ON... Populist sycophants.

Speers still pumping ON tyres with the literal numbers behind him. #insiders

The media all week; hErE cOmEs OnE nAtIoN. #savotes

Angus Taylor denies that he held Australian fuel reserves in Texas. Chris Bowen "It's a fact" and says another act of LNP stupidity has been reversed (the reserves are now back in Australia). #qt

The Opposition using a moment to hold up a prop to the media gallery for a photo op from the chamber floor. Clowns be clowning. #qt

MP for Herbert 🥾 Thompson the grub gets booted almost every time from #qt

Speaker "It had better not be a frivolous point of order" Narrator "It was a frivolous point of order" #qt

How many times do these dim bulbs need the rules explained to them... #qt

The sea of blue, grey and bald that is the Opposition at the moment. #insiders #qt

Ol acid drop couldn't help himself, we need the US because you guessed it big bad China, just couldn't help himself. #insiders