German Common Sense

I did not asked to be born white, male nor straight. I’m not proud nor ashamed of what I am, and will not apologize for it. Nor will I take responsibility or be blamed for the actions other people. As nobody should. We all have free will. That’s our redemption and demise.

@nikitabier @ayaboch

@ayaboch Give us 96 hours

@SenSanders Everyone knows by now that USAID is a money laundering operation for DemocRats and the CIA covert operations. Stop embarrassing yourself.

Elon Musk, the wealthiest man alive, gutted USAID, which supports some of the poorest people in the world. Now there's an Ebola outbreak in the Congo, which USAID could have helped prevent or slow. When you dismantle the systems that stop deadly diseases, people needlessly die.

@BrockRiddickIFB No, you are right: the sun is in my pizza oven.

@GermanTexPHD exactly (or do you think the sun is in space?)

@marklevinshow Shapiro and yourself have endless subsidies from US American taxpayers to spew your Zionist propaganda. You are welcome, bitch.

The lib and Woke Reich media are full of sh*t and propaganda.  Ben isn't going anywhere.  THEY are. vox.com/podcasts/49021…

@chron Fuck off with your f*ggot shit!

⚾ The Texas Rangers celebrate everything from Whataburger to Barbie nights, but one tradition remains absent from their schedule. While every other MLB team is hosting an LGBTQ+ Pride Night in 2025, the Rangers are once again the league's lone holdout. Fans, advocates and longtime supporters say the absence continues to stand out as Pride Month begins. 🔗 Read more at bit.ly/449yXIz #TexasRangers #MLB #PrideMonth

@formula1god I guess she wasn’t black enough…😎

Right.. we NEED to talk about what the F❌CK has been going on at Williams: So, in 2020 the private equity firm Dorilton Capital bought Williams F1 team for ~$200M, and for two years, internally nothing changes But in 2022, the Chief Marketing Officer Claudia Schwarz is fired…

@MmisterNobody Aging bro: you are getting older.

I'm convinced something happened to time after 2020. Days feel shorter. Months blur together. You wake up and somehow it's already Friday again. Something feels off...

@Forbes You mean like, every year…😎

The June solstice will occur on Sunday, 21 June. It will mark the longest day of the year in the Northern Hemisphere and the shortest in the Southern Hemisphere. Here's everything you need to know. Read more: forbes.com/sites/jamiecar… Photo: Maciarmid via Getty Images

@ClarksonsFarm1 I would definitely take a pint glass, but wouldn’t nick it. £10 deposit sounds reasonable; £7 for the glass if want to buy it 🤷‍♂️

The stolen items include - £200 worth of cooking oil, the light bulbs from the pub’s bathroom, and 400 pint glasses, every week!🤯

@GermanTexPHD 😂😂😂

Good afternoon y'all! Happy Titty Tuesday! I hope you're all having a fantastic day so far.

@frentzen_hh @thomasmaheronf1 Agree; but you are missing the point mate: Full ICE power is back baby!!!

@thomasmaheronf1 V10 sounds better than V8

FIA President Mohammed Ben Sulayem has posted his commitment to bringing back the V8 to #F1, "ideally by 2030". Lighter, simpler, and more cost effective, they bring back the "unique and visceral sound" fans love.

@ViralVideos “Another win”? Boy: sit down and be quiet while the adults are talking.

Well, if that isn’t the best shortcut to park at the beach. Another win for the Cybertruck 🔥

@Itx_judith What do you mean “Does he have a point”? It’s a known historical fact that Democrats created the Klan (and every other group of masked cowards ever since)

Be honest: Does Ben Carson have a point, saying the Democrats started the KKK?

@1Nicdar Not really: it’s the fat f*ck with whore lipstick and snowhite dress.

It’s harder than it looks. 😆

That's right 😎

@TimothyDooner Sorry I couldn’t pick up after myself: I didn’t have Meta glasses to brag about it on instagram. Oh, wait: I did pick up after myself! But it was in 2004: no social media to brag about doing the right thing back then.

Good morning to all the drivers who pick up after themselves

@BowTiedMara @n0720_ Yeah… about that…

@n0720_ これらは人生において最も重要な問いです。アルゼンチンを訪れることをお勧めします。もしかしたら、もう二度とここを離れられなくなるかもしれませんよ。

なんで私はアルゼンチンにいないんですか？？？？？ マテを飲み、エンパナーダが作れるのに

The Onion produced this as Satire less than 3 years ago. It is now reality.