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Patton

@GeneralPatton83

Just a clever little hillbilly from Alabama who prioritizes laughter over taking anything too seriously https://t.co/XfmGaKUiZ0 or cash app me

United States Katılım Eylül 2022

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Patton@GeneralPatton83·24 Kas

this is who runs this account: 😂

Green Beret Nap Time@GBNT1952

This is who runs this account:

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Patton@GeneralPatton83·1h

@nickieshowedup Perfect 😂😂😂😂

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Nickie@nickieshowedup·1h

@GeneralPatton83 This was a Wile E Coyote move

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Patton@GeneralPatton83·8h

Holy crap! 😂

Breaking911@Breaking911

INSANE FOOTAGE: Russian troops mounted a YakB-12.7 helicopter machine gun on a fixed stand for training, but the exercise quickly went wrong.

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@JustOneNic

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𝖩𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖭𝗂𝖼@JustOneNic·1h

#NewProfilePic

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Patton@GeneralPatton83·1h

@KGuaspari5 😂😂😂😂

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Kevin Guaspari@KGuaspari5·1h

@GeneralPatton83 Weeeee!

Patton@GeneralPatton83·1h

@Arby0ne @jackiejames1004 I live there 😂

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Arby1 🗽@Arby0ne·1h

@GeneralPatton83 @jackiejames1004

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Jackie@jackiejames1004·3h

I think I nailed it . . . This time is wasnt very hard 🤭

Jackie@jackiejames1004

Happy National Etch A Sketch Day, you beautiful disasters! 🇺🇸✍️ Never was any good with this thing . . . but I still had one and went full gremlin on it. Scribbled that truth bomb right across the screen. Damn thing deserved every chaotic scrawl. 😈 The American Dream is NOT a handout, sweetie. Work for it or get shook. Who else had one of these as a kid and used it for sending messages of epic proportions? Drop your Etch A Sketch horror stories below 👇

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@Climo Ty

Climo@Climo·1h

@GeneralPatton83 Believe me, if you had I wouldn’t be a friend.

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Patton@GeneralPatton83·8h

WOMEN ARE (NOT) SEX OBJECTS 😂

𝖩𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖭𝗂𝖼@JustOneNic

WOMEN ARE (NOT) SEX OBJECTS

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Patton@GeneralPatton83·1h

@Syd_is_ok All that vodka 😂

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Just Doug@Syd_is_ok·2h

@GeneralPatton83 🤣🤣🤣😂Those fucking Russians😂😂😳

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Patton@GeneralPatton83·1h

@IdahoAndrewKS I know 😂

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IdahoAndrew@IdahoAndrewKS·2h

@GeneralPatton83 😆 that's horrible

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Patton@GeneralPatton83·4h

OH MY GOD 💀

JT Power@JTPower

Mitch McConnell is alive and well everybody!

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@Climo

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Climo@Climo·2h

@GeneralPatton83 From now on, you need to start texting me important shit. 😂 I just found that he’s dead. 😂

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Patton@GeneralPatton83·11h

Uh oh! 😂 I wanna know y'alls opinion about this because everything is a conspiracy theory these days. So do you think he passed by natural causes or was knocked off?