@harveyspistols @BulletHolz @TheRascallion Congrats! I would have picked him on the giant baguette pic alone!
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Glocktopus Rex
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Glocktopus Rex
@GlocktopusRex
All hail the Cephalord of Caliber: twelve tentacles, twelve guns, zero regrets.
The Garden of Brass Beigetreten Aralık 2023
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Congratulations to @BulletHolz ! You are the winner of last week's giveaway! Please DM us your preferred ffl and their email! Also, know that I will definitely get to you even if it takes a bit🤪.
Thank you all for participating and stand by for @TheRascallion 's giveaway this week!
Harvey's Pistol & Pawn@harveyspistols
Gentleman, Ladies, Dolls, & Cool Cats, this week Rascal has a good little heater to keep you warm while you are perusing the windows on Main Street! We have a Sig Sauer P365 Stainless 9mm! We also have the pleasure of a two partners this week! @Atlas_Leather is providing a WONDERFULLY handcrafted OWB for this P365 & @SummRidge returns to compliment the piece with a Romeo Zero and two, COUNTEM', TWO extra mags! As always we greatly appreciate and DEPEND ON YOU to spread the word of our shop, sales, and promotions and we hope to coerce you to do it with these sweet gats! To participate this week FOLLOW @harveyspistols , @Atlas_Leather , and @SummRidge ! You must also REPOST or QUOTE POST, and REPLY. Winner is announced every Monday! Thank you all and good luck everyone! Have a great week and keep it on the straight and narrow!
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@MrWhiteMAGA @GnosisWolf First off, he tells the cop he’s from Minnesota.
Second, this mf is way too boring to be declared “peak Florida man”. No meth, no crazy proclamations, no random wildlife in his pocket. Just another bullshit tourist.
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“I will bite your finger off of your fvcking hand”
Shirtless, barefoot beach biker gets pulled over and instantly tells the cop “Shut your mouth… get the f*** out of my face” before threatening to BITE his finger… sovereign citizen legend or the fastest way to get suplexed on live TV? 😂
“No Shirt, No Shoes, No Brain, No Problem… Until the Asphalt Kiss” 🏖️🏍️💀
Bro really rolled up like he owns the beach and the Constitution while rocking zero footwear and negative chill. This is PEAK Florida Man cinema…absolute gold.
Team Barefoot Bandit or Team Cop?
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Glocktopus Rex retweetet
🚨 URGENT ALERT – Tennessee Gun Owners 🚨
The Senate Judiciary Committee is reconvening TODAY at 2:00 PM CT for a possible reconsideration of critical pro-2A bills that were pushed to 2027.
These bills include:
Campus Carry: Allows law-abiding college students and others to carry firearms on university and college campuses for self-defense.
Repeal “Intent to Go Armed”: Eliminates the outdated statute that makes it a crime to carry a firearm or club with intent to go armed, restoring constitutional carry rights without fear of arbitrary arrest.
A Senate sponsor is prepared to move these bills forward, but the committee must make a motion to reconsider and hear them now, not delay until 2027.
Call Senate Judiciary Committee members immediately and demand they support reconsideration and passage THIS SESSION!
Chair Todd Gardenhire: (615) 741-6682
Vice Chair Kerry Roberts: (615) 741-4499
2nd Vice Chair Paul Rose: (615) 741-1967
Bobby Harshbarger: (615) 741-5761
John Stevens: (615) 741-4576
Brent Taylor: (615) 741-3036
Dawn White: (615) 741-6853
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Congratulations to @Saltyerbollz ! You are the winner of this week's giveaway! Please DM us with your preferred FFL and their email address.
A big Thanks to @SummRidge for making this giveaway even sweeter this week! Thank you all for participating and standby for this week's giveaway!
Harvey's Pistol & Pawn@harveyspistols
Alright, MFs! Another mean rock thrower is being given away and this time the story is short. Why is that? Well @TheRascallion just refused to elaborate about what, exactly, he'd gotten himself into. All he would say is that the @Springfield_Inc Kuna sure does perform well in a tight spot. The @VortexOptics Crossfire was nuthin' to sniff at either. So... We are all glad Rascal made it back, from wherever he went and whatever trouble he was in to, and we are DOUBLY glad to have @SummRidge partnering with us on this GIVEAWAY! The good people there got wind of what Rascal had in mind and wanted to chip in so we could give away the Vortex and THREE EXTRA MAGS as well! That is a total of 5 mags coming with this mean little sub gun! SO! FOLLOW US AND @SummRidge , REPOST or QUOTE POST, and REPLY TO ENTER THIS GIVEAWAY! Appreciate you all and good luck this week!
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@GundamIsHere @onlydubsX Sooooo, she’s still not trying to find her own happiness in herself, just a bunch of random STD factories. Her narcissism levels must be astronomical even by “washed-up celebrity” standards.
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@V_Lady2024 @Legacy411 Imagine the lawyers on day one: “Please tell the court about how you were Flintstoned…”
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@MorosKostas “If they would rather die,” said Scrooge, “they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.”
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I used to lean slightly towards legalized euthanasia on libertarian grounds, and on empathy for people going through immense physical torture who deserve a painless way out if they want it, with the dignity of not having to take matters into their own hands.
I still certainly feel for those people. But what I have seen in Canada has made me change my mind about it. If you legalize it, the government will abuse it and encourage people far short of terminal to kill themselves. Particularly in countries with socialized medicine where the government is literally incentivized to "cut costs."
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
All of the arguments for euthanasia fail. Even if I agreed that people have some kind of moral right to kill themselves (which I don’t), euthanasia wouldn’t be needed to exercise that “right.” You can already kill yourself. The idea that people need some kind of state sponsored system just to commit suicide is totally incoherent, even on its own terms. And those term are totally deranged because in truth, again, there is no moral right to suicide. But that’s almost a separate question, or at least a question further downstream. When it comes to euthanasia, the first and most immediate question is not whether people have the right to kill themselves, but whether the STATE and the MEDICAL INDUSTRY have the right to kill people. Should doctors be in the business of deliberately killing human beings? Should we have a bureaucracy for suicide? These are the real questions. And even if you (wrongly) think that humans have a moral right to murder themselves, you should still be able to see why doctors and bureaucrats ought to have no role in it.
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Glocktopus Rex retweetet
GOA warns Virginia redistricting plan could strengthen anti-gun control.
thetruthaboutguns.com/virginia-redis…
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If he "grew up hunting", shouldn't he know the difference between .223 and, say, .308?
Regardless, the Second Amendment isn't primarily about hunting anyway.
MN Gun Owners Caucus@mnguncaucus
Rep. Alex Falconer (DFL, HD 49A - Eden Prairie) says there’s “no purpose” for a semi-auto rifle in deer hunting because it would “blow the deer apart.” That’s not just wrong, it’s embarrassingly wrong. An AR-15 typically fires a small .223/5.56 round — far less powerful than many traditional hunting rifles. So now we’re writing gun bans based on made-up ballistics? 🤔 The Second Amendment doesn’t hinge on his hunting preferences anyway. It protects arms “in common use” for lawful purposes — including self-defense. This isn’t about hunting. It’s about banning what they don’t understand. And they’re rushing it under “urgency” because they couldn't get it out of committee. ⚡ TAKE ACTION: gunowners.mn/action 📝 SIGN A PETITION: gunowners.mn/petitions ✊ JOIN THE FIGHT: gunowners.mn/join 🛡️ BECOME A 2A DEFENDER: gunowners.mn/monthly 💥 DONATE: gunowners.mn/donate #mnleg #mn2a #2A
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@lancevideos @bobwarder @PeteHegseth I had wondered what happened to Thud Butt once Pan left him in charge of the Lost Boys. Mystery solved!
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This Muslim woman in our military says she will refuse commands if they target Muslims.
Hey @PeteHegseth if this woman hasn’t been kicked out of The United States Military can you please do so ASAP?
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From the abyssal throne of the City of Brass, where the pressure would crush any mere land-dweller’s skull like a grape, I, Glocktopus Rex, King of the Deep, extend eight mighty tentacles in salute!
Patrick Henry demanded ‘Give me Liberty or Give me Death!’, but down here we say ‘Give me Liberty .45ACP or give me the bends!’
That Old Ironsides .69 cannon looks perfect for blasting British tea crates at 200 fathoms. Count me in, Harvey’s! By Poseidon’s crusted beard if I win, I’ll arm my entire octopus legion and declare war on surface taxes.
GLOCKTOPUS REX APPROVES THIS GIVEAWAY. 🐙💥🇺🇸
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As many of you know Rascal has a penchant for the dramatic. So here we find him in 18th century regalia surrounded by a bunch of extras (not sure who is paying for their time) celebrating one of his and ours favorite founding fathers (of whom I am proudly related).
251 years ago, today, on March 23rd 1775, the venerable Patrick Henry gave his famous off the cuff no notes and from his patriotic heart speech, "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death!"
We celebrate that today with a giveaway of both a @TraditionsPF Old Ironsides .69 caliber black powder cannon AND a @kimberamerica Liberty 1911 chambered in the quintessentially American .45ACP!
We use these giveaways to spread the word of our shop and our cause which is to make a living arming the great and patriotic American people!
Please FOLLOW, REPOST or QUOTE POST, and REPLY TO ENTER!
Winner will be announced this coming Monday.
Good Luck
Godspeed
& of course GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!
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Even in the lightless trenches of the ocean floor, the cry of Patrick Henry echoes through the brine: ‘GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!’
I, Glocktopus Rex, Sovereign of the City of Brass and Supreme Overlord of All That is Chrome and Brass, hear thee loud and clear.
A .69 caliber black powder cannon for my coral reef artillery? A Kimber Liberty 1911 .45ACP for my royal tentacle holster?
Yes. A thousand times yes.
If I win, the first shot will be fired in honor of every patriot who ever refused to pay the king’s salt tax… or the king’s anything, really.
Surface-dwellers of Harvey’s Pistol & Pawn; your king from below has entered. Let the giveaway commence before I flood the comments with barnacles.
GIVE ME LIBERTY… OR GIVE ME MORE GUNS.
🐙🔫💀 #GlocktopusRex #GiveMeLibertyOrGiveMeDepth
Harvey's Pistol & Pawn@harveyspistols
As many of you know Rascal has a penchant for the dramatic. So here we find him in 18th century regalia surrounded by a bunch of extras (not sure who is paying for their time) celebrating one of his and ours favorite founding fathers (of whom I am proudly related). 251 years ago, today, on March 23rd 1775, the venerable Patrick Henry gave his famous off the cuff no notes and from his patriotic heart speech, "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death!" We celebrate that today with a giveaway of both a @TraditionsPF Old Ironsides .69 caliber black powder cannon AND a @kimberamerica Liberty 1911 chambered in the quintessentially American .45ACP! We use these giveaways to spread the word of our shop and our cause which is to make a living arming the great and patriotic American people! Please FOLLOW, REPOST or QUOTE POST, and REPLY TO ENTER! Winner will be announced this coming Monday. Good Luck Godspeed & of course GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!
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@EricLDaugh @FredaFreda92 Good. Hopefully other rational states take this stance.
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🚨 BREAKING: Legislation to ban Islamic SHARIA LAW from taking root in Florida is being sent to Gov. Ron DeSantis' desk for signature
This is HUGE! Florida will NEVER allow itself to be dictated by Islam's repressive doctrines ☀️
Islam is not compatible with the west. PERIOD.
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@clerpatriot As a native Floridian, those beaches have been ruined since the 1880s. If that utter husk of a woman wants to blame someone, she should dig up Henry Flagler and yell at his remains.
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To the old hag that turned to me at the local beach and said I ruined the beach bc “social media ruins everything” then scurried off like a lil b*tch when I glared into your soul….
I’ve never once posted about this beach. It’s busy bc it’s spring break, AND snow birds are in town. It’s also a weekend.
You obviously follow me to know who I am….go ahead and hit the unfollow button since u hate content creators so much ✌️
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@Bubblebathgirl @GovPressOffice There are no people saying this.
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The irony of someone named manmeet being sent to prison is too funny not to comment on.
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
@ImmigrantCrimes Great news
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It is with a heavy heart that I report the sudden death of the Grim Reaper. While the Grizzly Reminder of Life’s Impermanence was checking its List of Finality, the ultimate unstoppable force known to this plane of existence as Chuck Norris decided that 13.8 billion years of ineptitude was overly generous and assumed the role of Final Arbitrator of All Creation by swiftly snuffing out the personification of Existence’s Anathema.
Though Norris had been present at the formation of the now-former Death, he insisted it was “nothing personal,” but only further emphasized his commitment to fulfilling his new duty as Auditor of the Font of Life, showing both relentless impartialness balanced by a fair yet unyielding iron fist.
When politely asked for examples of Death’s inability to fulfill its sole reason for existence, Norris was quoted as saying, “that Final Destination debacle…” among a list of heinous grievances
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@PlanetOfMemes @Rothmus Tennessee makes up for the disappointment of the Western tip of the yellow stripe.
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@Rothmus Yellow is the correct answer. Tennessee specifically.
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Glocktopus Rex retweetet
Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them buff.ly/l8IKij2
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