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Graham Watkins

@GrahamWriter

From innocent youth - to knowing it all - to wondering why. It don't mean a thing if you ain't got a 🎵swing. Older but wiser? I don't think so!

South Wales Beigetreten Mart 2012
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Graham Watkins@GrahamWriter·
Welsh Legends and Myths 8 1/2 hours of listening - Free to new audible customers. viewbook.at/Legends
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Graham Watkins@GrahamWriter·
FREE BOOK. I'm pleased to announce the publication of 'A History of Carmarthenshire and Gower', A thoughtful entertaining look at south Wales history and invite everyone to download it for free mybook.to/Carmarthenshire and if you enjoy the read please remember to leave a review.
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Graham Watkins@GrahamWriter·
I'm delighted to announce publication of my new book, A History of Carmarthenshire and Gower. It's full of facts but not too serious. mybook.to/Carmarthenshire
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Fatbaldbloke
Fatbaldbloke@Fatbaldbloke1·
Port Talbot residents told to remain indoors and keep all windows shut as mysterious yellow orb appears in sky for third consecutive day.
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LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More
LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More@MediocreJoker85·
I went skydiving for the first time today. A guy strapped himself to me, and we jumped out of the plane. As we were plummeting, he yells, “So…” “How long have you been an instructor?”
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Graham Watkins@GrahamWriter·
@HannahIamthest1 The old jokes are the best. When I heard this first time 40 years ago it was Frank Sinatra.
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Paul Rees. ex Rucksack.
Paul Rees. ex Rucksack.@HannahIamthest1·
I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago... While there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft ex-chairman, introduced myself and said... "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor?" "Yes?" he asked. "I’m sitting right over there," Pointing to my seat at the bar, "And I’m waiting for a very important client." "Would you be so kind, when she arrives, as to come by and just say, "Hi Tom"?" "Sure," Bill agreed, with a kind smile. I thanked him and went back to my seat... About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink, and we started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder... It was Bill Gates. "Hi Tom," he said. I looked up and replied... "For heaven's sake, Bill, not now, can't you see I’m in a meeting!" 🤣🤣🤣
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“Sudden And Unexpected”
“Sudden And Unexpected”@toobaffled·
The UK government’s recent digital ID consultation contains a detail that should have triggered far more alarm than it did. Ministers are proposing a national identity system built around a biometric image while openly stating that police facial recognition “may include access to biometric data held by government.” That means this is not simply about a new app for proving your age or accessing services. It points towards a system in which photos already handed to the state for passports, visas, or other official purposes could help underpin both a national digital ID and a broader facial recognition framework. This development needs to be clearly understood. theexposenews.com/2026/03/24/you…
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RC deWinter
RC deWinter@RCdeWinter·
What she said – no doubt – but no matter how much compensation might be afforded it's too little too late. The only thing we can believe that comes out of Trump's mouth is the ugliness that he spouts in every arena whether it's about people science other countries history he's always full of shit and makes it up to suit whatever the circumstances happen to be at the time. This is what happens when you think with and breathe through your dick. Trump is now officially #WhoTheFuckNose
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Grandma Cami@CameronWallin

I was just telling my family that I probably won't live to see it - but one day in about 10-20 years - they will see a message come across their TV saying: ➡️"If you took one of these "Weight-Loss Drugs" - you may be entitled to extensive financial compensation..."

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RC deWinter
RC deWinter@RCdeWinter·
A nice Scottish lad moved to NYC. His mom called & asked how he found Americans “Horrible,” he said. “They always yell & scream & pound on the walls & stomp on the floors.” “Oh dear,” she answered. “How do you get by?” “I just relax in bed, playing me bagpipes.”
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Graham Watkins@GrahamWriter·
@leahboardman @mikesbaldwins Don't forget little Fedosi in Africa who needs clean water, the shampoo containing Bifidum Digestivum and that funeral plan that we all need.
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Leah Boardman
Leah Boardman@leahboardman·
@mikesbaldwins I’m obsessed with itv 3 adverts. It’s either wills, standing bathtubs or river cruises followed by an ep of Heartbeat 😬
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margo🦆
margo🦆@mikesbaldwins·
Has anyone actually seen these baths with the doors that are always in the ITV3 adverts work?? How do you do it?? Do you just have to sit in a cold bath until it all drains?? Surely you’d flood the bathroom??????
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