Katten in Gravis Armor

@iam_a_humanman @bizlet7 Well yeah the fight choreography in the originals is complete shit lmao

@GravisKatten @bizlet7 I guess the original movies got it completely wrong 🤷‍♂️

Gen X were insufferable curmudgeons.

@Midenginecessna @TaryJane @C3ntur10nStrong I shudder to think

@GravisKatten @TaryJane @C3ntur10nStrong Now imagine he only had 199 rounds.

Most departments require minimum two extra mags, this guy has three and libtards act like he’s walking about with a 40mm grenade launcher just not serious people man.

This is in keeping with how Jedi fight. They are dancing. It is not themselves who are fighting but the force they embody. They are in a clash not just for the fate of their souls but for the fate of the galaxy and in this moment they ARE the light and the dark. The pinnacle of lightsaber combat.

@GravisKatten @bizlet7 The fights were over-coreographed nonsense. Didn't look even remotely like a real fight. More like a dance.

I have an alternate hypothesis on girldads

Masculine Wave, by Katsushika Hokusai, late 18th-early 19th century

Bureaucratically-sanctioned pretend-degeneracy is like catnip to a particular kind of nerd who’s always felt left out of the real thing. Theater kids getting excited about being allowed to pretend-drink for a scene, etc. This is everything now

Encountered my 1st Zoomer hobo. Imagine a beardless, blond Samwell Tarly carrying a rainbow tote bag, he popped up out of nowhere as I was exiting my car at the gym, took me by surprise. “Can you help me out with a few dollars…” “Absolutely not, and you shouldn’t be begging” He staggers back, looks like he’s gonna cry, “you’re a whore. You should kill yourself” I remember game theory 101 you have to answer aggression with aggression, so, “you’re more likely to do that than me” Now I think he did start to cry& he ambled off to a different part of the parking lot but the bravado must not’ve reached my soul cause my voice was shaking& the 911 lady kept asking if I was OK I know my whole thing is “I hate hobos” but this kid didn’t look much older than my daughter. He looked like a frumpy, gender confused college student. I mean he still should get a ticket at least for harassing people just trying to go to the gym, but I felt sorry for him We gotta get the drugs off the street& maybe implement Mystery Grove’s citizen workers program to vacuum people like this up& give them something to do that has dignity

It’s amazing how in the hands of gynocentrism, Christianity is redefined into standards that would maximize female sexual selection strategy. The normal standards that has been going on for centuries about chastity today becomes the purity culture, so women can be unchaste without judgment. The headship of husbands become servant leadership, submit to your husbands becomes mutual submission so women can have authority over a man. Courtship becomes intentional dating so women can keep their orbiters on the roster while “discerning God’s will.” The whole game is rigged.

@HadrianReborn @mattforney Jews are not white because whiteness is genetic you retard. The genetic distance between east and west Europe is insignificant. You think that Ukrainian girl who was stabbed on the train wasn’t white? She was killed because she was white.

@GravisKatten @mattforney Follow this logic: if jews are not white (they aren't), then white is a culture, not about the color of a skin. This culture specifically is from Anglo-Saxons, or England/Germanic culture as it rose. This is backed by America's Founding Fathers explicitly.

I hate communists because they ethnically cleansed my family from a wide swath of Eastern Europe and are trying to ethnically cleanse me from America for being white. You should all be in prison BTW.

@TaryJane @C3ntur10nStrong Do I think two trained soldiers with guns can defeat five random arab retards with box cutters? Yes actually very easily in fact. Laughably so.

@GravisKatten @C3ntur10nStrong There were 5 terrorists on each plane that hit the towers. If you genuinely believe one or two guys with guns and no will to die can beat 5 feral suicide attackers on a narrow, short metal tube packed with innocent people ur cooked

@HadrianReborn @mattforney Where is it that you believe white people came from

@mattforney If your family is Eastern European you aren't white, you fucking retard

It really must be a strange experience genuinely not understanding how things work the way you do. Where are you getting these ideas from? Movies? Shows? Have you ever committed any kind of violence in any way? You realize that you cannot instantly kill someone with box cutters right?

@GravisKatten @C3ntur10nStrong "Mr terrorist look at me I have a gun please shank me down and take my gun to more effectively threaten the passengers"

@TaryJane @C3ntur10nStrong You are completely retarded

@GravisKatten @C3ntur10nStrong He would've been the first to go obviously

@Rickshawty2 @rakko666 This is a tragedy

@Keffertjes1 @bizlet7 No 😿

@GravisKatten @bizlet7 Lol, its deff better today, yes? 😂

@TaryJane @C3ntur10nStrong Now imagine if there had been an air marshal on the plane with a gun

@GravisKatten @C3ntur10nStrong 9/11 was done with pepper spray and box cutters

The discourse about "soycel male marries ex-whore who is definitely not treating him like Chad" is actually about being so mindkilled by social media you air out your family's dirty laundry day 1 of a marriage. The global village of social media stations a longhouse matron in your brain who makes you destroy your own privacy and dignity. The commissar is you.

@parsnipslut I could not even count on both hands the number of women who have begged me to violently choke them until they pass out while still fucking them

Women don’t want literal choking. They just want the hand around the neck for a sense of domination and power. Maybe light pressure. But not choking. And real men know this.