Katten in Gravis Armor

@MYTHOTROPOS S5 needs the Lancelot-Grail Vulgate Cycle

This was the old /lit/ chart I used to get into fantasy when I was a teenager and while it was the only fantasy list I had ever seen that had actual literature on it I feel like an updated version must be made. Seeing John Crowley in the same tier as Harry Potter hurts my soul

@MemoryMedieval Is this the Crawford translation?

Came in the mail today. Pretty awesome.

@kojimaicmatters Would be a really good Coen Brothers movie tbh

Don't watch the last Samson movie that came out. Not nearly violent or horny enough. Samson's story is violent, horny and, frankly, kinda stupid. Samson's not a smart guy. His riddle is not a real riddle it only makes sense to him and no one else. He's kind of autistic actually. He's a ridiculous and kind of insane berserker. He's Conan with the Barbarian turned up. And he fucks a lot of women, all of whom sap his vril, little by little but since he's such a sweetheart under the berserker bloodlust, that his lust wins out in the end. This Christian movie should contain explicit violence, sexual scenes, and gore. It should scream GOD'S FAVORITE BERSERKER FUCKS. Samson should be lovable not because he is very clever but because his absurd strength and absurd fearlessness are combined with an absurd simplicity and gullibility. He baffles his enemies by being blessed with miraculous rates of success, and also plain stupidity. First he beats them in combat. They understand ok, we need to outsmart him. But then, every time they try to outsmart him, his stupidity overcomes it easily and then by strength again defeats him. They keep trying more and more elaborate methods to kill him. Like Wiley E. Cayote. And then just get slaughtered every time. It should be absurd. Meanwhile, what's really eating Samson up..... is all the women. You could run a feminist angle with it. Women repeatedly outsmart Samson, outmaneuver him, but his raw violence propels him forward anyway... but it is women who do defeat him. It's only after a long time that Delilah figures out his absurd secret. Ah, and the thing, also, that made him look hot. So it's the tale of a gigachad himbo rocking out with his cock out until his inevitable and unjust castration by the abominable and perfidious foid. And here the sweetheart himbo gigachad dies, the norwood reaper claims him, he is trooned out... they make him into soyjak! Then as he is brought before his enemies, longhoused, made to weakly proclaim coal, such strong still is the sweet sensitive young man in himself that though sapped of vril he, by sheer will and the favoritism of God, overturns the roof over his enemies with his final act, and the last thing he hears is sweetest of them all, the sound of philistines crushed before him, and the lamentations of their women, and then goes up, his soul back in the form of chad, with Jesus to perfect thotless heaven. He should speak to everyone only in one liners and non-sequiturs that other men will interpret as riddles. And to women he speak in fluent simp. RIDDLE of the STRONG & SWEET or the FALLEN PILLARS OF THE PHILLISTINES One man... gets a haircut... that will change his life... forever. Coming next spring.

@HistoryDruid What exactly is different between what David does versus something Odysseus would do?

Even though they’re obviously trying to paint him as the bad guy, doesn’t it seem like Goliath embodies the traditional European notions of Courage and Honor better than David does in this scene? Goliath does not want to fight a child, an opponent far weaker than him, he even offers him a weapon and converses with him. Upon hearing david’s appeals to his god, Goliath even accepts the challenge to fight a God. And what does David do? He sneaks him while he’s not looking. This video encapsulates much of our history.

Each passing day makes this sound less like rhetoric and more like prophecy: “When we win, do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids r*ped and brainwashed, and they think it’s funny.” ―Sam Hyde

@luscielia Who cares they’re all gonna be black and gay

What upcoming medieval RPG are you most hyped for?

@EuropeanRevolt There is absolutely no way Fuentes has ready any of these lmao

This shows how important the general culture of the Dissident Right movement is Around 2016/17 the movement was dominated by civilizational consciousness of the West, its history, its destiny. Some of it was larpy but goddamn it it's so infinity better than JQ+Palestine fandom

@SolBrah How the fuck are any of these things still alive when they do this to each other

Imagine the Vril from eating this animal.

@LivesTorrance @SensibleFascist Can’t slice anything with a plastic toy

@SensibleFascist Pretty close to slicing the Achilles here

The schizophrenic black guy on the subway when he’s told to put his dick back in his pants:

@Burn__Slow @jodambusta This is because you’re black

@GravisKatten @jodambusta I will 100% choose my mom over any woman...spouses can come and go as they please, but my mom will always be my mom and if any woman has a problem with that, they are free to go to a man who hates his mom and see how that will work out.

That’s because women choose their man over their father the minute they fall in love. This is why girls running off with some loser the minute they’re capable of it is such an issue and the primary consequence of sub optimal fatherhood. That being said choosing your spouse over your parent is obviously the correct choice in every way as your spouse is literally the source of your present and your future. Something is wrong in your development as a man or a woman if you are stuck in an infantile quasi incestuous mindset which would make you choose your parent over your spouse.

@R_DiAngelosBull @DAKKADAKKA1 @PackageGuy747 They can be in the military but they can’t have special rules for their trinkets or hair or whatever it’s a uniformed service for a reason. Put your little feathers on in your libo time if you must.

@DAKKADAKKA1 @PackageGuy747 No. This framing is multiculturalist and leftist by default. Take that bullshit off.

Natives get the pass. Thats it. Thats because they literally live here. Anybody else? Got that stupid Shiek wrap? Fuck off.

Wow Japan seems to be able to produce an almost insultingly cheap lunch without 100 million Mexican immigrants despite being a highly educated and low crime country, very small amounts of farmland, and an aging population how do they do it

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Warhammer is NOT for everyone. It is for me, and a select group of my extremely racist bros on twitter and IRL.

I think about this quote a lot

These are older than the Aztec Empire btw

@localsweety I’m Catholic here’s my cameltoe

tried to take a pic of my hair when my phone slipped and fell capturing this image of me squirming while I wait for it to hit the ground, this might be accidental art