Greg Birds

@Exploding_Heads Is there a new series coming?!?!

Football pundits when there's a tight offside call...

@MartinSLewis We won’t know of any adverse effects for potentially years to come. But the effects could be devastating.

Another one @MartinSLewis! This time it’s Smyths toy shop! And this time it’s a lump of material that they had to smash up with a hammer. My 7 year old was covered in dust! Why are these shops allowing this to happen, and what can be done……..

@MartinSLewis, have you heard about the Hobbycraft product recall? They found asbestos in some play sand, in their “giant box of craft” set. We’ve got a half used set. Obviously asbestos is incredibly dangerous, and we won’t know the true effects, if any, for a long time… (1/2)

@bushontheradio Squirty

Hey @bushontheradio, is there anything more 90’s than your granddad having a tin of these in the car?

You’re a hero to me too, @bushontheradio . Doing gods work on the radio.

@FPLFocal 🙁

that's not ideal 😀

@cjscull @FootballCliches I’ll take that as a Quickly Kevin fan.

@FootballCliches 🤝

I'll take it observer.co.uk/news/sport/art…

@bushontheradio Davidoff Cool water, ck1 or Ralph Lauren polo.

You're 17, you're going out for a Valentine's date this weekend, what aftershave / perfume are you wearing?

@LetsTalk_FPL 🙁

Semenyo assist now 🙃 Wonder how many sold O’Reilly this week 😬

So pleased to see Guy Mont Spelling Bee has made it to the BBC iplayer over here in the uk! So happy for him but can’t tell him cause he dosent have twitter anymore. Sorry @Tim_Batt, you’re going to have to pass on my congratulations. Loving the new season of @TWIOATpod too!

Everyone ready for the @DowntDog derby? @mattforde @RonJichardson I have no skin in the game but I’m excited. I hope there’s a reaction pod early next week.

@bushontheradio Wishing you both all the best, and hoping you have many happy years together

Behold my NEW BELT courtesy of the lovely people at Le Prevo on the Toon

@FPLGeneral General. Should I be bench boosting this week?

I was today years old when I realised it's Trevoh Chalobah, not Trevor

@FPLGeneral Rice

Saka or Rice on a wildcard? 🤔

@OC Treat yourself 10 mins of Tim Vine.

What happened to old school jokes people used to tell in pubs, family get togethers A man/horse/duck walks into a bar... They had proper set up's like that and it was more about those who knew how to tell a joke rather than than just the punchline

@mattforde @SkyNews @MattBarbet ‘And with a really handsome, ripped “gym going” guy, presenter.’

Oi @SkyNews @MattBarbet, proper credit please. This didn’t just happen at a ‘comedy show’. This happened at ‘The Political Party with Matt Forde, the best political podcast there is which gets exclusive interviews with politicians no-one else gets and is a really good laugh’

@SkyNews “A comedy show”? No credit here for @mattforde and the Political Party Podcast?

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