Essex Boy

After 38 years I have been expelled from Labour for showing support for my former MP, himself expelled by Kinnock on the day he was voted hardest working MP by his peers. I campaigned for Foot, Kinnock, Blair & Corbyn. I knocked on 2000 doors in 19. A badge of honour.

Since Comic Relief started in 1985, child poverty has increased from 20% to 30%. We don't need charity, we need system change.

@UK_Needs_Reform For the hard of thinking there isn't any oil left in the North Sea and even if there were it wouldn't change the global oil price which dictates our petrol prices. Renewables are much cheaper and more secure. Sorry gammons.

Without a sodding doubt! 😤

RT @UsmanAfzali: We were so poor that didn’t even have goats. Still made it with a PhD 😂😉😉

Left: Me and my goats in Afghanistan. Right: Me after my PhD from one of the UK's top universities. Conclusion: Farage is an ignorant coward who thrives on hate mongering and racial stereotypes.

Eid Mubarak..! ❤️

Eid Mubarak! 💚

@tsohgtj @PaulBasnett @GregClinker Nothing in the article contradicts me. Indeed, the article is clear that 90% of the basin has been recovered or is under development. The only way the small amount of hard to extract stuff can be recovered commercially is by slashing tax. We know this. carbonbrief.org/analysis-why-c…

@NJ_Timothy You must be dreading Hanukkah with those great big candles towering over everyone in Trafalgar Square. Have you prepared a statement?

@RabbiPoupko Do we arm and fund the Iranian regime?

Zero celebrities speak out.

Edward Heath sacked Powell. Kemi Badenoch defended Timothy on the basis he was defending British values. In this column for Middle East Eye I argue that last week was the defining moment for Badenoch's Tory Party as a cesspit of hatred and bigotry: middleeasteye.net/opinion/nick-t…

@EssexgoonerMr No more Mr Nice Guy!

I will not be paying a PENNY to Comic Relief. BOYCOTT.

Eid Mubarek to all my Muslim followers this morning.

There’s a reason every account peddling lies about North Sea oil and gas and net zero has a blue tick. They generate money from X for fossil fuel propaganda that has high engagement rates. If you want to know who is lying, always ask yourself ‘who gains most?’

@ConnorHollandUK Winston Churchill and Boris Johnson want a word!

Eid Mubarak to all my Muslim constituents and Muslims everywhere. I wish you peace and happiness.

Eid Mubarak. Hope you all have a blessed day.

Because - unlike Norway’s 100% publicly-owned Statoil, and 66% publicly owned successor Equinor - the 1982 and 1986 British privatisation of North Sea oil and gas extraction led to our reserves being plundered for short-term gain instead being managed strategically.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Tomorrow is Eid, and Muslims across the country will be praying in parks because the sheer number of attendees exceeds the capacity of local mosques, even though they hold multiple Eid prayers to accommodate everyone. The usual suspects will claim it’s a form of domination.

Norman Finkelstein just schooled everyone on international law. Finkelstein citing Article 51: Iran is legally defending itself. The US and Israel are legally committing aggression. There's no debate