H. Wolff

My girl's memorial painting Rest easy, pretty girl. The flock has a big gap without you.

Mr. Man tried to drown a bird 😑 So he and Spice are both responsible If it was the same dumbass fledgeling... it's not gonna make it out here with the cats man

@BobTheRatReborn "Hitler just wanted what was best for the country" -- my former coworker

“After I watched Sinners, I stopped saying the n word” - a real quote from my coworker

@makunijiiro load-bearing dev

have to tell a ceo his video game is sinking tomorrow

I love seeing them using their tiny little feet to create the nest pocket. They need to make sure the walls stay stretchy as the nest could contain up to 12 chicks all growing up in there!

@buttonneyes They need swan bags! (From a Wildlife Aid video, a British wildlife rescue)

im sorry but these swans all packed up waiting to be released looks so funny to me😭😭😭

Maybe once in the heart of unmedicated depression I wouldn't have taken any joy in it, but I've grown to appreciate pockets of beauty. And there is nothing more beautiful than a happy ecosystem Our mini pond makes the backyard an oasis. So many animals

Watching the ducks and the sparrows yesterday, so charmed at these little beings living their lives. Saw a fledgeling begging for food, territory fights, the ducklings curiously following the sparrows when they land in the mud I feel bad for people who don't feel this simple joy

Woodcock couldn’t decide whether to preen or dance and managed to do both at once Wednesday in @bryantparknyc #BirdsSeenIn2026 #birdcpp

Spice bird just grabbed a sparrow and tried to drown it??? Glad to see you're feeling better girl lol

@osrs_pot @DetectivEsse I once hatched a shiny before I knew what they were. It was a Wurmple lmao

@DetectivEsse Sometimes I wonder if at any point of time, someone started their first Pokémon adventure and got a shiny starter, but never knew because it was their first Pokemon game.

Guys, I wasn't even shiny hunting or resetting, I think this is the first time this happens to me

A parent magpie having a bit of fun with its kid 🥰

Mr. Man is being interesting in that he's choosing to spend 70% of his free-range time in the run with Spice, who doesn't want to leave it. Spice is the only one of the girls who ever liked Mr. Man lmfao so maybe that has to do with it

I'm not giving up on her. I'll do what I can to get her to eat and drink and I'll adjust her meds accordingly But if this breathing difficulty persists, and the appetite/thirst doesn't return, well, we're going to have to make a call like we did for Cloud bird

Spice bird, who's been on a diuretic to keep her abdominal fluid buildup at bay, has taken a turn this past week and stopped eating/drinking last night/this morning. I got her out of the coop and syringe fed her about 6ml of water since she wouldn't drink. Sat her in front of

Afroman situation so out of hand online that my mom heard of it. It was so completely on her mind that she asked me for "afro water" and then visibly went ??? after hearing herself

@TheLucasToday @CountDankulaTV I think he thought saying that would benefit the case somehow, but mf didn't realize that in order for it to be defamation the claim has to be false If Afroman was fucking his wife then him saying that isn't defamation lmaooo

@CountDankulaTV the cop not knowing if afroman was actually sleeping with his wife is the plot twist that no writer could come up with

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@FortunateFolk If only

Umm… switch 2 and pokopia giveaway cuz why not, might double the reward if lots of people join Only requirement is comment

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