Count Dankula

We will still strive to ensure that people of all backgrounds can attend university, no matter if you are black, latino, asian or normal.

I was thinking damn they even have the KKK in Qatar?

Christianity was "invented" by Jesus Christ you literal fucking retard.

You are asking how a man not getting punished by the authorities for his speech is a win for free speech while calling me out of touch?

It also turns out that people were mailing hundreds of lemon pound cakes to the police station.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

The entire Afroman trial has been one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen.

New video. A mans murder spree was so horrific that journalists wondered what could have made him do such terrible things. They decided to blame it on the fact that he liked anime. It caused such a huge panic all over the country that it almost killed the entire anime industry.

@Arkimund @UpdatingOnRome @Douglas4Moray Why would I trust a serious medical diagnosis to a woman?

@CountDankulaTV @UpdatingOnRome @Douglas4Moray What if its a lady doctor dank

Prostate cancer kills 1000 men each year in Scotland. We need a proper national screening programme. Earlier diagnosis saves lives.

@UpdatingOnRome @Douglas4Moray My girlfriend regrettably is from Fife but I have forgiven her for that.

@CountDankulaTV @Douglas4Moray Do not leave your YouTube fortune to your Asian Gf

@UpdatingOnRome @Douglas4Moray "At least I aint gay"

@CountDankulaTV @Douglas4Moray Then you will die

Soulsbourne streamers cumming in their pants.

On what fucking hair?

We all possess this power. You can do it. I believe in you.

@emhill2100 If only you were capable.

@CountDankulaTV If only I was capable of such naive simplicity.

The Gypsy Crusader fight was good. But what the fuck was that split decision bullshit? Paul dominated him completely for the first 2 rounds. SHF did have a comeback at the start of the 3rd but then gassed himself and Paul started smashing him again. Still glad the judges recognised his win.

@emhill2100 His last name has Scottish origin. That makes him fine in my book.

@CountDankulaTV So you're glad the indian won? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_o…

@emhill2100 What kind of gotcha is this who doesn't?

@CountDankulaTV So you hate indians right?

@emhill2100 It's because I'm racist. Now what?

His entire bit is dressing up as the most pathetic Joker iteration and throwing Nazi salutes. You used his first name and expressed outrage because you felt the judges did him dirty by not making the decision unanimous, which are clear indications of support. So, why do you support a guy whose claim to fame is cosplaying as a loser who shouts Nazi rhetoric on the internet? Is it because you feel some sort of kinship with the character?

@emhill2100 You must be new, and also politics or not he objectively won the fight.

@CountDankulaTV So you're just openly supporting the nazi troll now?

@ToonUtdFC I've lost 4 stone, work out up to 5 times a week and go hiking all the time now. I don't think you have saw me in a while.

@CountDankulaTV You are easily the most unathletic man on twitter, I like you but I can imagine you struggle to get in and out of the bath.

I would like to. I've done open mats but I haven't had an actual proper fight in a very long time.