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Representative of Hamburger Patch. A community of sentient hamburgers, hunted by Ronald McDonald and the Hamburglar for consumption. Here to help Hamburgers!

McDonaldland Beigetreten Aralık 2017
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Hamburger Helper@HamburgerPatch·
This tweet is just to pin my threads, for easy access.
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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
🔥🚨RECENT: Scientists revealed that seismic data from satellites has discovered that Earth creates a pulse every 26 seconds, often described as its "heartbeat.” Which is keeping the science community puzzled, alluding to the earth being a living thing.
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Hamburger Helper@HamburgerPatch·
@liminal_warmth Blue button pushers are adding death to the equation because they are empathetic and prosocial people. It has nothing to do with significantly lower IQs. Did I get that right?
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Liminal Warmth ❤️‍🔥@liminal_warmth·
I hope all the red button pushers will enjoy their new world without empathetic and prosocial people (and significantly fewer women). Good luck with that
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Red Drummarts@redrummarts·
Everyone who's picking red thinks blue is the suicide button. And everyone who picks blue thinks red is the murder button That's the only conclusion I'm getting from this
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Hamburger Helper@HamburgerPatch·
@themadameverite @Tiger74005 @TheOnlyThel I believe that, I have only lived here about 10 years though so I can’t confirm it. About five years ago my neighbors dog drank out of it on a walk and had seizures before making it home. Dog died within 4hours.
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Aom Ucing
Aom Ucing@taosophie·
Anak2 Palestina disiksa, termasuk yg dewasa, kaki diamputasi dan mata dibutakan pake besi. Kek gini yg dibela siwo2. Ikut dosa lu. Jahanam.
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󠁧󠁢BeuwenDragon@BeuwenDragon·
Blue button pushers are easily manipulated by deceptive wording, selfishly resorting to emotional coercion to manipulate other people into gambling their lives to save them from the consequences of their own choice, all while gaslighting everyone to thinking they are altruistic.
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スーパー左嫌人極右@ジャンプ派
日本「なんか最近養豚場がよく燃えるなぁ」 アメリカ「うちもやわ」 韓国「うちもやわ」 まーた世界同時多発的な案件ですかこれ
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Publius Anonymous
Publius Anonymous@AnonXIV14·
German police attempted to apprehend an immigrant who has sexually assaulted an underage German girl, and while doing so, other migrants rushed in, attacking the German police. German police have lost control of Germany. Germany has fallen.
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Tiger@Tiger74005·
@TheOnlyThel What is being discussed isn't it always blue
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National Conservative@NatCon2022·
Obama admin spent $34 mil and 18 months on a FAILED attempt to stop the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool from leaking. Biden proposed $301 mil and 3 years for repairs. Trump admin is adding an industrial swimming pools coating for $2 mil. Imagine being angry. 😒
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“Sudden And Unexpected”
Back in the 1940s and 1950s, doctors openly recognised eczema as a major red flag 🚩 a sign of internal poisoning. ☠️ They knew vaccines could push a vulnerable child over the edge. In 1958, the American Academy of Pediatrics issued clear warnings: • No child with atopic eczema (or other skin disorders) should be vaccinated. • No child should be vaccinated if a family member has eczema. • Parents must be warned of the dangers. • In some cases, siblings had to be completely separated for 21 days after vaccination. They treated eczema as a serious contraindication. Fast forward to today… and doctors claim they “don’t know what causes eczema” while injecting babies with multiple shots at once. Same bodies. Same immune systems. Very different story. The more you dig, the clearer it gets. What happened to “first, do no harm”? What do you think … did they know more back then, or are we just ignoring the warnings now?
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Holden Culotta@Holden_Culotta·
Thomas Massie just sounded the alarm: Congress is on the verge of handing Monsanto total immunity to mass poison Americans with glyphosate. This is existential for MAHA. “If farmers contract a form of cancer … from this chemical, if this makes it into the Farm Bill, you won’t be able to sue.” Instead of pushing to repeal Big Pharma’s vaccine liability shield, Trump and his cronies are trying to expand immunity for even more poison. It’s a complete betrayal of MAHA. And it would cause vastly more harm than all of the benefits that MAHA has done combined. @RepThomasMassie @MassieforKY
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J.@izthisJudah·
A group of black thugs vandalize a white woman’s home and then beat her mercilessly.
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BasedBiohacker@BasedBiohacker·
everyone talks about BPC-157 for tendons and gut lining, but that's barely scratching the surface. the rabbit hole goes MUCH deeper for this incredible peptide originally derived from gastric juice: - it reverses dopamine receptor desensitization from chronic stimulant use leading to actual receptor restoration - it counteracts alcohol damage to the liver, stomach, and brain at the same time - it modulates nitric oxide bidirectionally - raising blood pressure when too low, lowering it when too high. - it repairs peripheral nerve crush injuries through VEGF and growth factor upregulation. - it promotes organized collagen deposition instead of scar tissue; better function and appearance post-injury. - it restores gut barrier integrity, which cuts lps translocation into the bloodstream, indirectly resolving neuroinflammation-driven depression and anxiety - it accelerates closure of intestinal fistulas, which almost nothing else does clinically - it protects the gut lining while you're on NSAIDs instead of fighting them - it upregulates VEGF in hair follicles - improved blood supply, better density in diffuse thinning. - it repairs oral and periodontal tissue - documented in dental research almost nobody reads - it is one of the only compounds with legitimate TBI recovery data at the structural level most compounds treat symptoms but BPC-157 repairs the root issue - and when they're fixed and you get off it, the effects stay. because you've fixed them at the root. not medical advice but i theoretically think pretty much anyone would benefit from one 30-day cycle of oral BPC-157... 500mcg (1 cap) daily. i am young and practically at peak health, yet it completely fixed a half-decade old shoulder injury and made me realize i'd been living with a fucked up gut for years. made my mood a lot smoother and obliterated my brain fog to the point i barely even remember what it felt like. life changing. watch out for fake products. they're everywhere. this is what i use, made in a US GMP certified lab and 3rd party tested. full disclosure; these are affiliate links. US: yourprotocol.co/products/bpc?s… EU + intl: mandimart.eu/en-se/products… UK: mandimart.co.uk/products/resto…
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