C. Archambault

We are recruiting a chef! An exciting opportunity to join this busy operation in a stunning locale that includes our Café, Orangery, and Woodland Terrace. Varied food outlets encompassing rustic, well-thought out and exacting comfort food. 2023 sees us…lnkd.in/eVf5RKc6

Laters unholy distraction. Adieu you acidic maelstrom. You’ve become a societal ill, a blathering boring addiction. Goodnight Twitter.

There are literally no words. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5…

Holy shit this is SPOT ON

Top notch grub and sublime setting by @W_hole_Cornwall this evening. So rare to get the simple things done right. Thanks to the chefs.

@U2ThreeChords found this old gem just now....

@mlewin2 Ha!

@HardboiledChef That's not the proper lyrics for Ebeneezer Goode.

Anyone got any crab?

‘I’m happily married, whatever that means.’ My wife doesn’t half crack me up at times... #wineafterwork

People talk about drugs and alcohol when referring to chefs. What about ‘dyslexia’? #curiousepidemic

Anyone got any guidance on @KitchenAid_UK ?? Used to a brand you could trust. Ours packed up continuously within a year. Now dead just outside of warranty. Suggested rivals or particular models welcome. Pls RT. Many thanks.

It is my understanding that Mrs Travers’ chef, Monseiur Anatole, after watching but a mere five minutes of #MasterChefUK laughed, tutted aloud and pronounced the whole over-elaborate pantomime as: ‘Crazy mens doings sillys nonsense by damn, oh yes! Crazys peoples.’

@BBC6Music Inna Gadda Da Vida @scowlyguy

🔊 What’s the best song that’s over 6 minutes long?

ACE OF SPADES on an ACTUAL FUCKING SPADE!!!! ♠️

Local farmer just sold me a Border Collie puppy, he’s a feisty little bugger.

Red Rubies in the snow.

If hell existed it would be inhabited exclusively by those who thought others were going there.

@Gwyntaglaw @JohnJohnsonson Ah. Thanks. Weird to have seen that obscure Dutch surname.