Lolz Canardlyhausen

Didn’t know Michael Jackson owned half of Sony music.😳

@TheConnorPils It’s all good, I’m sure whichever one of them gets you in the divorce will invite you to the next wedding.

Buddy of mine got a “sorry” card to inform him that he WASN’T invited to a wedding 😭 this is diabolical behavior lol at that point just don’t send anything

@zachlanebryan The fallout from this Lincoln show might just make me a Zach Bryan fan 🤣

Karen ahhhh tweet

@NackPaddyWack @zachlanebryan “Yeah maybe dont book a show in spring time Nebraska outdoors”. This implies, you understand the weather risks of springtime in the Midwest.

@HarperSeven @zachlanebryan Thats your argument? If I didnt want to get fucked by Zach Bryan I shouldnt have got tickets? Bro had I known Zach Bryan was gonna treat his fans like his ex girlfriends I wouldnt have.

I’m sorry for cutting the set short tonight! Lightening came in fast! We only missed the last six! I love you guys, the rain was a blast

@John_Attridge @BigP4P4Smurf OK, now you tipped your hand too far.

@BigP4P4Smurf How can a culturally literate person in their teens or 20s not own a copy of the Pulp Fiction soundtrack on CD

Film literacy among young people is at an all time low. My gen z students are shockingly unfamiliar with many key landmarks of modern cinema that were released in the 1990s

@BigP4P4Smurf @John_Attridge “Pulp Fiction is important to me, so I can’t imagine why it’s not important to everyone”

@John_Attridge The last Zoomer I hung out with didn't know Boogie Nights or Pulp Fiction and had no idea who David Bowie was

@Gimblin Yeah,. It’s weird how people get their memories mixed up when it comes to technology. There was a thing going around a while back where someone said “everybody“ had video cameras in the 90s. Like, really?

Very heartened to see my GenX cohort refuting this in the comments. I don't think people understand that newer movies were only seen in theaters and would not be on TV till years after release & that VCRs were expensive and not really in many houses till the early 80s.

@NackPaddyWack @zachlanebryan Oh, I don’t know one fucking song this guy does, lol. Would’ve sucked to have missed Kings of Leon, though. No one forced you to buy these tickets, did they?

@HarperSeven @zachlanebryan Yeah maybe dont book a show in spring time Nebraska outdoors and when the weather works against you dont fuck over your fans, reschedule or issue refunds. But keep glazing your king

@NackPaddyWack @zachlanebryan Cool. That’s spring time in Nebraska for you.

@HarperSeven @zachlanebryan Yeah here's the story. Got tickets for my pregnant wife at Christmas for this. Drove 3 hours, paid 100 for parking that no one monitored so my spot was taken. Sat in the car for 3 hours and decided driving home was more fun than pretending this was a fun concert soaking wet.

@SinclairMonaco And whatever happened to McGruff The Crime Dog? Sure don’t care about him anymore, I tell ya!

Has anyone noticed that it’s less common for someone to tell you when to go to sleep than it was in the 2000s? It used to happen like every night except for weekends and now it rarely if ever occurs

@JonnyRoot_ Fuck that, let him have fun. Jesus is up above saying, “fuck yeah, brother”. JC is a big Raiders guy.

#1 pick & Las Vegas Raiders QB Fernando Mendoza needs to stop dropping F-bombs like this… All it does is devalue his statements about Jesus & his faith We all screw up. We fail to tame the tongue often. But, don’t embrace the culture/Sin City, at the expense of your faith

@thejanedoelover Also, I like Frank Ocean, but really? lol

@thejanedoelover I mean, it’s basically the Venn diagram of “critically acclaimed”and “super popular“. Did “Rumours” take a smoke break or something?

@johnvvariety Ehhhhhh, gotta call bullshit. That band and genre is not my thing at all, but I know enough to know they are still a pretty big deal in the active rock world.

Papa Roach had a song about cutting your life into pieces and then a slightly slower less stupid song about tearing your heart open. And that was it. Two gory metaphors and the worst band name of all time and they were gone

‘California sober’ isn’t really sobriety, it’s just selective abstinence. And hearing anyone besides a 22-year-old say it tends to sound a little ridiculous.

@CharlotteAlter Cool. It’s still stealing. I mean, IDGAF and you do you, but no need for the mental gymnastics to calm your cognitive dissonance.

Btw: sharing a Netflix password isn't like stealing a cookie from the supermarket. Sharing a Netflix password is like if your friend bought a cookie and shared it with you. Or if your friend bought a cookie and shared it with five friends. Somebody still bought the cookie.

@RealMissyHyatt Sid, obviously.

Name a wrestler that you ever seen 1st hand that embodies "the airport test". My pick is kerry von erich. Even if you didnt know wrestling, you woukd ask yourself if he was an athlete, actor, model, or rock star.

@Colin_d_m Coincidentally, the best music ever recorded happened to be released while I was in high school.

I can’t help but notice that people always think the nightlife was better in whatever year they were 25

@MandaLHuber @HeyHeyItsConrad This whole Conrad v Meltzer thing has me realizing that a lot of wrestling fans need to go touch grass. Holy fucking parasocial relationships.

I appreciate the compliment from him but I agree that the dig on NXT is unnecessary. I think from a technical standpoint Brodie is more advanced than a lot of wrestlers across the board, regardless of company. I’m not trying to insult anyone else and I’m not delusional on what my kid can do. Brodie is learning from 2 world class technical wrestlers while having an unmatched passion as well as natural talent.

Joey gets a bad rap. He’s helped so many guys in the biz. Brodie rules too. Such a great family. But why is NXT catching strays? I don’t think Dave realizes that when he says stuff like this, it hurts the people he’s trying to compliment. No upside to making these comparisons.