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@HelloItsLevi
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Wigan, England Beigetreten Haziran 2009
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Finish him Dermot lad 👊🏻
Jono Read@jonoread
I feel like Dermot O'Leary was ready to hit Gyles Brandreth this morning over his Fontaines DC track.
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I’m quite into spotify prompted playlist function but the way it can not just accept the fact that I hate iris by goo goo dolls and any song ever made by catfish and the bottlemen or idles and just adds them to everything is very jarring
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Do people who do that don’t rein me in trend realise that they’re all giving this
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Can’t get my head round Kayleigh and Jacob off this country now being in huge tv shows hahaha
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@HelloItsLevi I caught myself in a shop window the other day and I looked like a croissant
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I had really great posture as a child and now I always catch myself sitting at my desk in the office like a literal snail like I actually need grandma clarisse off princess diaries to tie me to my chair with her Hermès scarves pronto
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I can’t explain it but I think Sam Campbell looks like if tiny from tots tv was a human
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Thought I’d look really cool and put together wearing a beige blazer over jeans and t-shirt today and instead I’m somehow giving tony soprano and tony blundetto at the same time
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I think I hate how people talk about death and try and make it sound all frilly in general. Like - she’s dead, she’s hasn’t “gained her wings” she’s not a pigeon, and she’s deffo not “with the angels” they don’t bloody exist mate x
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It’s so valid though!! My mum hated flowery language and fuss (and I’m the exact same) I always think about how I was constantly hitting people with the veto left right and centre when I was planning her funeral
Beefsteak 🐄@ol_scarbrain
My dad (retired journalist) hated flowery language so much that he made me promise to say he died in his obituary (as opposed to succumbing to an illness etc). Then when he died when I was 26 I had to argue with the funeral director about how cold my obituary sounded, lmao.
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Translation: a small amount of people are getting disability benefits for… having disabilities. I can see what you’re trying to do and I’m not having it lady!!!!
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 NEW: Government data shows that more than 250 Brits a day are now being awarded disability benefits for anxiety, depression, autism and ADHD
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Why can’t anyone make adverts aimed at northerners without having some exaggerated voiceover like “EY UP WE DO IT DIFFRENT UP NORTH, WE CHAT AN WE LIKE LOOKIN AT PENNINES ART TRAIN WINDA”
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When you’re having a sleepover and your mum buys some 99p 7th heaven face masks from asda for you and your mates x
Film Updates@FilmUpdates
Florence Pugh in new poster for ‘DUNE: PART THREE’ In theaters December 18.
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@Dee_Cee95x They’ve got until turnstile at Halifax to get it all sorted or I’ll be having words 🙂↕️
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From the sounds of it we’re gonna be having once in a generation outbreaks every six years now then… divas I’m tired x
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
Health chiefs say the meningitis crisis in Kent is a "once in a generation outbreak" The NHS has escalated the outbreak to a national incident due to the "unprecedented explosion" of infections over one weekend
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@dnjmsprry I can’t hear that intro without thinking of a jamaican man jumping out of a plane and somehow turning into drew barrymore in the Charlie’s angels film hahaha
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The update that no one asked for - I splashed out on some Abercrombie curve love and Levi’s ribcage jeans in the asos sale and oh my days they are PERF for us short divas with giant arses/hips and little waists 10/10 do recommend
Leevs x 🌙🪐@HelloItsLevi
Right I’m a certified M&S diva but why are their jeans sizes so chaotic? Their straight leg ones fit properly but are like skinny jeans on the leg and their crop bootcut ones (in my regular size) won’t even do up (and when I tried the next size up I looked like a borrower???)
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Me before trying to avoid an old man driving diagonally across the road and directly at me because he’s too busy pissing about with a giant map to see me (even though I have a CANARY YELLOW fiat 500)
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