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@dnjmsprry

pretty much tweet exclusively about wrestling now.

Manchester, England Katılım Mart 2017
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parryhausen@dnjmsprry·
So turns out hyenas laugh when they're stressed or frustrated/unhappy A full vibe.
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Drainmaker@TheDrainmaker·
11 years ago today, Kota Ibushi wrestled the man, the myth, the legend himself Yoshihiko in one of the greatest wrestling matches to ever happen!
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bradley ☭ 🇵🇸
bradley ☭ 🇵🇸@certainfrdms·
I know it’s a little late, but Eid Mubarak to all of my followers who have been celebrating today. Eid Mubarak, and free Palestine 🇵🇸
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King Ryan
King Ryan@ryanxvxnorris·
So is everyone forgetting Eddie Hermida admitted to sending dick pics to and grooming a minor? Fuck suicide silence and fuck you.
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Danhausen
Danhausen@DanhausenAD·
The Danhausen Zone
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parryhausen@dnjmsprry·
@velvetvira Remember when Kelly Rowland text him on Excel and was upset he didn't reply
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I regret to inform that I have been confusing R Kelly and Nelly this whole time so I’m very excited to be able to listen to Dilemma again
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Leevs x 🌙🪐@HelloItsLevi·
I can’t explain it but I think Sam Campbell looks like if tiny from tots tv was a human
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xSabrinax@Sabweiner·
I still remember when you couldn't find my name anywhere & now all I'm hearing is this whole table bitching about 'Sabrina' & I'm trying to stop my brain going 'Wow, these random people HATE you'
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parryhausen@dnjmsprry·
This is great hahahaha
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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