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@DonSilsz Na God go catch you for me with this lie🤭

My homies be reaching out😁 We Dey Seme border🤭

@novieverest You created scenario in your head and start tweeting about it in other to make you happy. Una too mumu🤣😂🤣

Peter Obi who debated Prof Osinbajo. Beat him in that debate is the one you want to joke with.

@EBona69 I love this story. E sweet. Give @PeterObi to direct it for you na. 🤣🤣🤣

Our new security man is a Tinubu guy. How did I know? He wears a face cap that carries Tinubu's face 24/7. So, I intentionally tip other security men right before him and I never get to give him money. Today he was bold enough to ask me if he has offended me and he doesn't know. That oh, if he has offended me, he is sorry o! So I packed and told him to come closer. "How much did Tinubu people pay you to vote them?" I asked sternly looking straight into his worried eyes. "Tinubu? Me? I dey craze to vote Tinubu, madam, I can never! I no even fit eat well I go come vote Tinubu? God forbid!' he shrugged aggressively. I was calm now, I looked into the ugly picture of your president staring at me on his T-shirt, "how come you are wearing a T-shirt that has his picture?" He quickly searches at what he was wearing, and then boom, for the first time in his life, he realized he was hypnotized! "Ahhh, ahhh, madam, Allah, na Oga sunny dash me all Tinubu polo and cap!" Oga sunny is my neighbour. "Damn oga sunny! Don't wear them again! I will buy you new ones. Burn those clothes and move on! I am here to buy you new ones! Do you want a new Nigeria?" I asked, this time with a higher tone. "Yes ma, I don too suffer ma!" "Good! Take off that filthy shirt, come to me, I will tip you. It won't be enough for your troubles, but never ever you choose Tinubu, vote a rat instead!' I watched him pull his shirt and face cap, and right there, I knew what this was. A new Nigeria! Let's do it! My security man got a 4k tip for this, you can get a freedom from suffering for not Voting Tinubu. A new Nigeria starts with you my friend! Join adamu my security man, dispose your APC shirt and face cap NOW!

@mamatii001 @jidesanwoolu 🙄

None of Lagos state ex governor has even been to Senate. Can Lagos APC use @jidesanwoolu as case study by giving him his constituency senatorial ticket?

@Cashy6767 @the_Lawrenz @officialABAT Like your father😂🤣🤣

@Hiddelines24 @the_Lawrenz @officialABAT Failed lukaku, see as you worwor

“We will not submit to noise, rascality, or disobedience to lawful court orders. We must uphold democracy, respect the judiciary whether it favours us or not, and remain faithful to the principles that hold our nation together. There is no path to national greatness except the path of building one country, one common vision, one shared future of progress and prosperity for all Nigerians. That is what Renewed Hope is about. They cannot scare me off. I have been through this road before and, if I must walk it again and again for our country, I will. There is no better place than Nigeria, and no one will build it for us except ourselves. I have listened. I know the journey is not easy. But I give you my word: I will not run away from this task. I will not give up. Coordinate from the ward level, act as one family, stay focused on what we promised Nigerians, and stand firm.” This was my message to the leadership and coordinators of my Renewed Hope Ambassadors this afternoon. God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria. The work continues. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President

@the_Lawrenz @officialABAT You no go cry ke🤣😂🤣

@iamjlamar1 @Imranmuhdz But you guys said he has dementia. Una go learn politics by force by fire🤣😂😂

@Imranmuhdz Crazy how he’s always very vocal when it comes to politics.

President Tinubu mocked Atiku on privatization: No one among them (coalition leaders) is without history, the head (Atiku) was the chairman of the privatization council of Nigeria at one time. They privatized the steel industry in Delta, is it working today? They privatized Ajaokuta, is it working today? They privatized another man’s political party; that one says no.

@Idriiser @Imranmuhdz Idris. You dull o. Chai🤣🤣😂

@Imranmuhdz When he met all those things not working, it’s his responsibility to made sure that they working and stop given excuses and unnecessary dragging.

@Royal_Citizens @Imranmuhdz Enoch. Your brain dry no be small.

@Imranmuhdz What have you now done about it since it’s not working? What have you dibe to assist and make sure it’s working?! He’s talking as if he has no power or authority.

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@lollylarry1 Iya saamu with the expo😂😂😂

Call your HR that it is raining heavily and you know he or she won't be able to make it to the office today, so you also won't be able to make it.

Let me predict Lagos Politics. Ambode for Senate. Obasa will go back to LAHA. Hamzat for Governor. While a lady will be deputy. Eshinlokun,Abiru will go back to Red chamber. Few MHRs won't go back to green chamber(let me reserve their names). Females will be more in LAHA.

@aleeygiwa When they stop saying "na kirikiri you go." " Na God go pvnißh u." "U be thief. E show for ur face". "Mr man, respect urself." "Enter motor." When they stop doing this: Unexpected slap, asking for bribe, point their gvn at innocent citizen unnecessarily. And so on.

What would make you trust the police more?

@alli_ya7 Alhamdulillah. I prayed for it and Allah blessed me with it. 8yrs till eternity. InshaAllah biqudiratullah 🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾

Do we have people who haven’t missed their salat for five consecutive years? Like you’ve never missed? 🥹

@confindence24 Prince Olusi. Eko Akete political encyclopedia.🤭

If you wan be Governor for Lagos, after God, na this Baba be your final bus stop, no be even Jagaban 😄😂. Ire ooo.

@Hiddelines24 @SirJarus Leader mi🙌🏾🤣😂😂😂

@GrandGhost_9 @SirJarus Casting isn't allowed 🤭😂

@Hiddelines24 @SirJarus Tall & huge😂😂

My driver is 5 years older than me. I don't call him by name, I call him Mr XYZ, and I use "e" for him. If you're Yoruba and I know you are older than me, I'm using "e" for you except you have been a long time friend/mate from say secondary school.