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@YourPalRags Put another tally on the board of "suddenly original Resident Evil 4 is lame and gay" retards.

@hajime20250823 Is this how you repay our kindness? Does our BBQ, peanuts in coke and cowboys mean nothing to you? 🥺

アメリカの兄弟たち、私たちが生み出したGODZILLAが君たちを襲いに行きます。NYの人は避難して下さい。

@evolved117 Looks like the kind of thing approved by a Microsoft executive who's train of thought is "Oh this will remind people of the Windows 11 UI!"

The CE remake fails before the gameplay even starts. What kind of ass menu is this? Which moron approved this?

@steel_neck But wait, at the end of the trailer he had none. So either, logically, he's going to go through a metamorphosis, or, less likely, there might be two Godzillas.

Godzilla? With Shoulder Spikes? Oh I'm all for that

@LookAtMyMeat1 Legend of Korra really rots the mind. It is indeed not normal to sleep around in the friend group.

Friends usually don't fuck each other

@UmariTomoe He prefers the finer things in life.

For my own sick selfish purposes (it makes me happy), please share pictures of your dogs once more. I will do my best to not lovingly bully them (this takes a lot of restraint because it's my version of cute aggression w/ animals). horses are still man's best friend, however.

@shojocutie Imagine hating on The Gojo Who Won.

like... please... imagine how tired we are.....

something i hate about most shonen romance anime nowadays is the girl always looks unique and stands out but the dude always just has short black hair and sometimes glasses. no other remarkable features. it PISSES me off like WHY

@Slonk01 A reminder to anyone who may overreact at the word 'mediocre': describes something of only moderate quality, not very good, or average. It implies a, “neither good nor bad” status that often fails to impress, bordering on dull or sub-par. Mid. He is calling Infinite mid.

Just finished playing through all the OG Halo games in Heroic on Xbox 360, so I gotta give the obligatory tier list. My placement for Halo 2 might be a little spicy, but just remember that anything above good is exceptional in it's own ways

@magozone23 Glad to see the Japanese have fangs against idiotic American "fans".

お前みたいな有害無益無価値無産無能とは違いますのでねえ 誰にも需要のないゴミが人語を語り漫画を語ろうなんぞと思うな、無理だからお前のそのほぼ0な知能では

アメリカ合衆国の国民の皆様。 どうか落ち着いて聞いてください。 明日からアメリカ合衆国の全ての州でチップ制度が廃止になります。

@ShitpostRock2 Bioshock 2 "But there are choices." Not if you're a good man.

@Tallemi_Ella Fox woman stays or bust

International relationships are so romantic. I wanna be called ‘babe’ too. My requirements for a boyfriend are: over 180 cm (5'11”), insanely good at some kind of game, calm, doesn’t watch female VTubers—actually, doesn’t look at women at all, no women showing up on his social media feeds, a NEET with nowhere to go if I leave him, high school or vocational school graduate, doesn’t talk back, listens to everything I say, and puts me above absolutely everything.

私と付き合うメリット ・養ってくれる ・一緒にゲームしてくれる ・家事もほとんどやってくれる ・基本的に怒らない ・料理もできる ・配信中、仕事中以外はずっと構ってくれる ・背が高い ・基本ヒスらない 私と付き合うデメリット↓

@criken14 I thought, "Surely, this can't be real. Okay, he shoved them into a bag, thats bad, but he clearly cut the camera." Then he showed the inside of the bag, & still I thought, "well, theres a chance this beanstalk didnt actually destroy his army." Then he fastball'd the dreadnought.

Im actively watching both chudhammer and wokehammer unite to hate on this guy. God I love this community

@Hound_7 Americans on their way to spread the glory of BBQ to the entire Asian Hemisphere, circa 2026

「アメリカのBBQはなぜあんなに柔らかいの？」と何気なくポストしたら、颯爽と現れたアメリカの方々からBBQの極意が多数届いて驚いた。 ※動画はそのイメージ

@Dolfijnmanjohns Not everything needs to be a melodrama where the villain is a victim of class systems or some such. Sometimes, the villain is Lord MurderDeathWarlock who rules from Damnation Mountain and that bastard needs to go down.

Fuck morally grey in fantasy. Give me heroes that want to protect the innocent and save the world.

@InfiniteGrunt Objectively good games like HaloCE, Ocarina of Time, Metro and Expedition 33 make my "soul glow". From tight, addictive gameplay loops to compelling stories, each of those games has been a joy to visit initially and keep on revisiting.

Conversations based around “Objectivity” in gaming are boring as hell to me. I wanna know what games makes your soul glow and why.

@4thEvilResident @DrakeVagabond Putting aside that she was actively trying to get Leon out of the facility to safety and was implied to be a relatively new hire, what about the dude who gets his nose munched off by the first infected of Leon's first gameplay segment?

@DrakeVagabond Accomplice that worked for Gideon* to make quips.

Firstly, no one ever said that. Second, we just got a game where Leon casually let's civilians die to make quips. Sit down

@ChibiReviews The oddest part of this was, how would stomping on the throat make it come out your mouth? Does this troglodyte know how the body functions?

Fan Mail 💓

アメリカの皆さんへ。 これは日本の東京、大阪、福岡の写真です。 私は写真が好きで撮っているのですが、アメリカの写真をすごく見てみたいです！ (伝わりますように…！)

@mjarbo Is Jarbo the Hutt mad because Drinker got a successful writer with a hit movie on his podcast and they talked about how modern Hollywood sucks? Cry harder.

"The Message." That’s the grift. That’s the Critical Drinker's entire business model summed up in a two-word calling card. But it's not just him. It's Nerdrotic. It's Geeks and Gamers. It's the Side Scrollers podcast, Sargon of Akkad, and that entire right-wing pop-culture outrage ecosystem. They don't even have to define what it is, or, like most anti-woke reviewers, actually care enough to engage with the narrative mechanics of a movie or game. It’s just a convenient straw man. The grift runs on this manufactured outrage. Instead of offering a real community to guys who miss the simplicity of the 80s and 90s, they offer a catchphrase. They blame a changing, diverse pop culture landscape to keep you isolated in the dark, hunting for a reason to be angry at a screen for two hours rather than just participating in society. This is a necessary cycle to break if you ever want to actually enjoy escapism again. Is "The Message" a real, foundational critique of modern storytelling? God no. But does it work to keep people angry and clicking? Hell yes it does. The problem isn't with modern filmmakers, it's with these outrage peddlers who DO NOT HAVE their fingers on the pulse of society at all. Give it a few years, and they’ll all be relegated to Third Rate, small-time comic conventions, sitting at fold-out tables where isolated guys pay them five dollars just to "say the line."