Hisstopher 🐍💤

Feeling weary Xitter scroller? Stop rest here watch snek dance for you but tell no one what you saw

@LokiJulianus With what? Are they birds?

Thanks for telling me about that account, it won't be here long.

The US rescued a downed fighter pilot in hostile territory while simultaneously sending astronauts to the moon. One air frame loss per 12,000 combat sorties and they immediately found and rescued the guy while sending astronauts to space. “LE DYING EMPIRE”

You don’t have to like war. But it’s your patriotic duty to support those people fighting for your freedom they go without hesitation. Least you can do is be a good American and support these folks. It’s country over politics.

@Disliker2025 @SafetyNotorious Man you really squandered the Navy being gay joke here. Whomp whomp

@HissHitbox @SafetyNotorious Nobody is coming to take me anywhere. Youre just going to have to deal with me. Cry about it, soldier bitch lol

Those asylums need to come back a lot faster. @SafetyNotorious you see this shit?

The left didn’t want the F-15E crew rescued. They didn’t want that win for us. They didn’t care about the lives of the crew or the rescue/extraction team. They wanted what they could spin as blood on Trump’s hands and turning Americans against Trump. The commie left is disappointed. Again.

The easiest way to piss off a moron is to QRT them, never fails.

@Disliker2025 @0hour1 Haha holy shit you are stalking my posts? Let's fix that with a little duct tape.

@HissHitbox @0hour1 I'm happy to be a turd in your gay punchbowl

Meanwhile, in Iran on Easter. Behind Enemy Lines 2 Iran circles around them.

@Disliker2025 @romenumerals @doomernat22 Yeah man keep telling yourself that. Have fun with your day :)

@HissHitbox @romenumerals @doomernat22 And youre pathetic enough to be wistful for a time when I could be arrested for it, but all you can do is cry on twitter lmao

ik. i will live rent free in your head along with every other dumbass conservative’s head.

@Disliker2025 @romenumerals @doomernat22 Oh you actually dumb enough to say stuff like that openly my bad.

@HissHitbox @romenumerals @doomernat22 My script? Wtf are you talking about?

@Disliker2025 @romenumerals @doomernat22 Broke your script that easy huh?

@HissHitbox @romenumerals @doomernat22 I'm cheering for Americas failure and for dead troops, I dont care who does it

@Disliker2025 @romenumerals @doomernat22 'Assuming you guys dick ride', I know it's hard for you to wrap your brain around that "assuming" part little buddy. Well how did Iran handle people like him protesting the IRGC? OP is cheering for their success and you seem to be his white knight.

@HissHitbox @romenumerals @doomernat22 It reads fine if youre a retard who can't speak English properly. Which guys do I and OP "dick ride?" (Coming from the guy who wishes it was legal to throw people in jail for not respecting ZOGbots)

@CrazyLegz__ @visionergeo Yeah it's why I'm being friendly man, I know you guys are on par with aussie for banter dude.

@HissHitbox @visionergeo The Irish are literally known for banter. You're just further proving the cringey American stereotype.

🇺🇲🇮🇷 According to Iranian sources, as a result of yesterday's close combat, hundreds of Iranian soldiers and Basij fighters who tried to interfere with the pilot rescue operation were neutralized by the American Special Operations Forces.

It reads perfectly fine dude wtf are you on about? And, I'm assuming I nailed your age range lobelet. "Historically, the guys I'm assuming that guys like you and OP dick ride did worse to citizens like OP (the original poster) openly wanting a service member caught and potentially killed" That better?

@HissHitbox @romenumerals @doomernat22 My age and stage of neurological development are not related to your inability to construct a proper sentence

@CrazyLegz__ @visionergeo Ireland with the banter, rare to see you guys. Unironically shit going ok out there?

@HissHitbox @visionergeo

@Disliker2025 @romenumerals @doomernat22 Let me guess early to mid 20's, give it a few years your frontal lobe is still developing big cat :)

@HissHitbox @romenumerals @doomernat22 "Historically the guys I'm assuming guys like you and op dick ride did worse to citizens like him doing that stuff in their country." Wtf are you taking about, retard? Lmao

@OriginWx @__CJohnston__ It's a sibling rivalry, we both know ribbing other branches will never end. Civvies though, I dunno why they decided they were a part of it.

@__CJohnston__ After 2026, I don't wanna hear this 'Chair Force' shit again

Sorry Air Force. Wasn't familiar with your game.