Hisstopher 🐍💤

Feeling weary Xitter scroller? Stop rest here watch snek dance for you but tell no one what you saw

Whilst the King of England REFUSES to even say happy Easter as defender of the faith, this is how they celebrate Holy Week over in Spain 🇪🇸 Our monarchy, government, and all civil services are completely capitulated to Islam.

SADIQ KHAN'S LAWLESS LONDON: Today, a 14 year old schoolboy was shot dead in Woolwich. It was allegedly a targeted assassination by 1 man and 2 boys. At one point, London was a high trust and safe city. Diversity is literally destroying everything. Any comment, Mayor?

@om_patel5 I'm going to be honest I want to do this and intentionally try to get ' Caveman Psychosis' because it sounds funny Also @ShamashAran this reminded me of the funny caveman posts you do sometimes making fun of the luddite crowd.

I taught Claude to talk like a caveman to use 75% less tokens. normal claude: ~180 tokens for a web search task caveman claude: ~45 tokens for the same task "I executed the web search tool" = 8 tokens caveman version: "Tool work" = 2 tokens every single grunt swap saves 6-10 tokens. across a FULL task that's 50-100 tokens saved why does it work? caveman claude doesn't explain itself. it does its task first. gives the result. then stops. no "I'd be happy to help you with that." no "Let me search the web for you" no more unnecessary filler words "result. done. me stop." 50-75% burn reduction with usage limits getting tighter every week this might be the most practical hack out there right now

Why are there so many lazy coworkers these days? Like it's always been like that, but it just seems worse lately from my perspective. I miss having time for a life.

@chaos_theartgod @KeyTryer Man you must be really against fanart in general as well then.

@KeyTryer Sure if it didn't require heavy IP theft

It is pretty cool that anyone can imagine and immediately execute a concept, actually.

@nikitabier Designineers? Enginesigners?

We’re a few weeks away from where there will be no designers or engineers, but a third secret thing

@Soubifloof @Grxit It's fine to have not seen it, or memory hole it that's not what's annoying. It's kinda messed up for people to call stuff you consider a thing in your area a prank or fake when search engines exist. That's what's annoying

@HissHitbox @Grxit oh no, a singular article at a time noone read articles never seen that in all of texas at the time, but had seen discarded sunflower seed shells in empty coke bottles

Yankees be like:

Let a Georgia boy teach you how it’s done.

@Horrorshow369 @FurryJokerTFF Oh shit my bad SEA folks

@HissHitbox @FurryJokerTFF The location services differentiate South Asia from South East Asia. It says South Asia, he's an Indian

So angry

@KyunVT @nanigachi It's trended outside of small town USA a few times in some places 2018 was the last time it happened even had some media reporting on it.

@nanigachi Wait that’s a thing?

Hello, everyone in Japan! I’m Nani, a spooky ghost cat VTuber from the U.S.! Looks like you’ve found “farmer’s Coke”! This is a drink you often see in the southern U.S. It tastes best when served in a glass bottle with salted peanuts inside. I hope you like it! 日本のみなさん、こんにちは！アメリカから来た、ちょっと不気味な幽霊猫のVTuber、ナニです！ どうやら「ファーマーズ・コーク」を見つけたようですね！これはアメリカの南部ではよく見かける飲み物です。ガラス瓶に入れて、中に塩味ピーナッツを少し入れて飲むのが一番おいしいですよ。気に入ってもらえると嬉しいです！

@Horrorshow369 @FurryJokerTFF True, his timeline certainly makes him look like the latter that's what I put it in apostrophes

@HissHitbox @FurryJokerTFF SEAs and Indians are different. Both are annoying most of the time but Indians are far worse

@CrispyLips_ @Grxit

@Grxit Inbreds be like

This looks amazing

There's a good sized community of monster girl appreciators online in the US from Monster musume, monster girl encyclopedia and stuff like that I'll rt this to try to help. It looks great. Here's a manticore meme as thanks for your hard work. "Just remember somewhere in an alternate universe, a monster girl wishes you were real too.

アメリカの方々にも読んでほしい、ドラゴンの女の子が可愛い私の漫画です

@RLeg73 @RobProvince Wonder how his insta is doing?

@RobProvince LOL.

Let’s check in on the left……

@lordvictor That's really bold of them to announce given their homicides, attempted ones, and antics so far. Wonder if they think a few people will just tour the capital again.

who cares

@0hour1 They honestly aren't American at that point, war opinion is one thing but getting excited over that is stuff people should get the brakes beat off them

I’ve never seen so many Americans excited a pilot could be tortured or murdered by Jihadists. You should be deported to Afghanistan.

@catturd2 Community notes opting to not notice the core point. Weird how notes pop up on opinion and drag ass on the fake war footage stuff y'know important things.

- Pull out of NATO. - Close all bases and remove all military personal from the UK, Germany, Spain, and France. - Never protect these countries again. - Stop all trade with these countries. ZERO. - Refuse to share any military technologies and don't allow to them to buy any military equipment. Ever. - Don't share any intelligence with them. NONE. - Tell them they have to provide 100% of weapons and money to Ukraine. - Cut them off completely.