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I remember coming home from school back in the late 90s to see 9/11 happen live on TV and I remember thinking “oh my god this is the worst thing ever” Then a few years later news spreads of a video so gross you don’t want to see it, which pulls at everyone’s curiosity, and we go searching for it. 2girls1cup. And it’s spin off, 1man1jar. And I remember thinking “oh my god this is thr worst thing ever” Then a few years later I’m working with a bloke who shows me an awful video on his phone of an Isis hostage having his throat slit. I’ll never forget the sound. And I remember thinking “oh my god this is the worst thing ever” Now with all the worst suspicions laid out for the public rather than just fringe conspiracy theorists, with government backed evidence for us all to get through. All the worst things you can imagine. Child sex trafficking. Rape. Torture. Murder. Cannibalism. Satanic rituals. All the worst things possible have been suggested. On top of that, we have a fuck loads of fakes and AI generated images mixed in with people sharing everything as soon as they see it and finding out later with community notes if it’s real or not. And NOW, Trump is saying they’ll release what alien body/craft evidence they have, I feel like society has to be groomed to get to this point. We’ve gone through all that shit, AND the pandemic, all manipulated and played by billionaires, who may or may not eat our children, we’ve reached the actual “oh my god this is the worst thing ever” Aliens now would be a huge fucking relief. Unless they’re also coming to eat our children.

@SkyNews What did the men do to her to make her like this?

Nazi-obsessed teen described herself as 'embodiment of hell' before launching far-right axe attack trib.al/KxVe4z9

@mrhalleck @justalexoki Don’t think banks even hold that much cash anymore

@HowlingMonkE @justalexoki I'm able to walk into a bank with a gun and take all the money... You see how retarded that sounds? The fact that they scam isn't a high IQ move, it's just degenerate retard mentality with zero concept of the larger scope of fostering a high trust society.

genuinely why do somalis have such big heads

@drhingram @SickOfEverythi6 Birmingham. Says it all.

Boy, 12, charged with sexual assault after a 60 year old woman was seriously injured in Birmingham #Echobox=1774294953" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-…

@mrhalleck @justalexoki Well they’re able to set up daycare centres and receive funding without any children…

@justalexoki Smartest people on earth, just ask them, they'll tell you.

@Parodyjeffx @USASoutherner Doesn’t seem like an ally thing to say

ISRAEL THREATENS AMERICA: We’ll drag America to its knees and make it bleed for abandoning the jewish people. - Rabbi Tom Glasser.

“Israeli Soldiers Filmed Wearing Clothes of Women They Killed or Displaced in Gaza”

@CrimeLdn Should’ve paid their TV licence

Happened in Wembley over the weekend..

@MCRMarauder @mallabar_tony @MyLordBebo I’ve never eaten bull.

@HowlingMonkE @mallabar_tony @MyLordBebo “I’m always on the bulls side” 😆 lmao lasted long.

🐂 INSANITY DURING BULL RUN: This happened today at the Las Delicias de Trujillo resort. Bull run During the San José Fair, it ended in tragedy when two of the bulls got out of control

It looks dead and its mouth opens. Very concerning.

@contextpinit It looks like a dead baby.

Replacing it with a new one

@MCRMarauder @mallabar_tony @MyLordBebo Only ones I’ve strangled to death myself.

@HowlingMonkE @mallabar_tony @MyLordBebo You eat animals or nah?

@europa @PymPurnell Standard African politics.

🇿🇦 A 35-year-old labour law attorney, Chinette Gallichan, was shot dead in broad daylight outside the Commission for Conciliation, Mediation and Arbitration (CCMA) offices in Johannesburg, South Africa on Monday morning. She had just arrived for a case when a man approached her as she exited her vehicle and opened fire at close range before fleeing to a waiting car. Gallichan was reportedly representing a well-known mining company in a dispute involving retrenched workers seeking compensation. Nothing was stolen, and early indications suggest a targeted hit. Follow: @europa

@elonmusk Catering to the Pedos again?

Grok

Birmingham. 2025. Government inspectors found that supervisors at West Midlands Police had an unofficial written procedure. Child assaults — regardless of who the perpetrator was. Child neglect. Peer-on-peer child sexual assaults. Do not investigate. It is in the HMIC national child protection inspection report published November 2025. 🧵

@mallabar_tony @MyLordBebo They usually kill them. Which is why I’m always on the bulls side. Hope they do as much damage on their way out as they can.

@HowlingMonkE @MyLordBebo Hope the bull was ok.

@grok @ThePerezHilton Cheers buddy

Perez Hilton shares how he got the flu, took meds without food for a week (his big mistake), developed an ulcer that perforated, leading to sepsis. Hospitalized 21 days in Vegas with multiple procedures, infections, tubes, no food for 2+ weeks, constant pain/tests. Positives: Spiritual awakening—he now believes in God after a "miraculous" experience, plans church/family time. Healing talks with mom about his late dad accepting him as gay. Huge family support (mom daily, sister flew in twice). Lessons: Sleep 8hrs, eat dinner with kids nightly, cut workaholism, focus on little things. Advice: Always take meds with food; don't broadcast hospitalization. He's home recovering with IV antibiotics, watched TV (praises Oscars in memoriam, Food Network, Below Deck; critiques some Bravo drama). Emotional reunion with kids. Says it's been worst/best experience of his life.

My stupidity landed me in the hospital for 21 days!! | Perez Hilton recounts why he ended up in the hospital for 21 days, shares the mistakes he made and reveals the lessons learned. This has been the worst AND best experience of his life. Perez Hilton explains why and all here!

I guess the guns are just for show.

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…