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@HowlingMonkE

unintelligence expert | non-certified therapist | working class | sweary | Pontins Welly Wanging Champion 1999 | Politically homeless

The Disunited Kingdom Katılım Şubat 2023
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I remember coming home from school back in the late 90s to see 9/11 happen live on TV and I remember thinking “oh my god this is the worst thing ever” Then a few years later news spreads of a video so gross you don’t want to see it, which pulls at everyone’s curiosity, and we go searching for it. 2girls1cup. And it’s spin off, 1man1jar. And I remember thinking “oh my god this is thr worst thing ever” Then a few years later I’m working with a bloke who shows me an awful video on his phone of an Isis hostage having his throat slit. I’ll never forget the sound. And I remember thinking “oh my god this is the worst thing ever” Now with all the worst suspicions laid out for the public rather than just fringe conspiracy theorists, with government backed evidence for us all to get through. All the worst things you can imagine. Child sex trafficking. Rape. Torture. Murder. Cannibalism. Satanic rituals. All the worst things possible have been suggested. On top of that, we have a fuck loads of fakes and AI generated images mixed in with people sharing everything as soon as they see it and finding out later with community notes if it’s real or not. And NOW, Trump is saying they’ll release what alien body/craft evidence they have, I feel like society has to be groomed to get to this point. We’ve gone through all that shit, AND the pandemic, all manipulated and played by billionaires, who may or may not eat our children, we’ve reached the actual “oh my god this is the worst thing ever” Aliens now would be a huge fucking relief. Unless they’re also coming to eat our children.
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'Frankly, it's insulting.' Former Chaplain to the late Queen, @gavinashenden, says he finds Prince William's confirmation of 'quiet faith' as 'strategic and political'.
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Jonathan Wong@WONGthink·
Samuel Melia was sentenced to 2 years in jail over "IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE" stickers. Hope Not Hate smeared him. Liron Velleman received a suspended sentence over grooming a 13yo. He was a writer for Hope Not Hate. It is a bigger crime for you to exist than paedophilia.
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Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🚨 An Air Canada flight crashed into a rescue truck at New York airport
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Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos·
"How did you know I was Somali?"
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'Iranian missiles could conceivably hit London, with a reduced payload.' The threat of Iranian retaliation from the war could well see major European cities targeted, according to Nicholas Williams, a former Ministry of Defence official.
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Will of Europa 🪐@Will_of_Europa·
@9mmsmg @elonmusk If we want to increase the birthrate we are going to have to get our own hands dirty and not count on politicians to pass laws.
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9mmSMG@9mmsmg·
I'm pleading to @elonmusk to purchase Onlyfans and delete it. Want to increase the birth rate? This would help massively.
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Jonk@HowlingMonkE·
@GBNEWS I’ll stop the boats for 5 million.
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Jonk@HowlingMonkE·
@BBCNews Don’t really care if they can to be honest. They’ll never do it.
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Jonk@HowlingMonkE·
@SkyNews Let’s stop setting off bombs then?
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The Earth's climate is in a "state of emergency", according to the United Nations which has warned it is more out of balance than at any other time in observed history. 🔗 Read more trib.al/P5pjjjn
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James@SoNowUknow2·
Should France get £500m more from the UK.
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Boudicca@HarrietAnn40374·
@WONGthink @HowlingMonkE And the lying b’stard Nick Lowles got off scot-free after lying about a mvslim woman being victim of Ac1d attack after Southport! No surprise there. Lowles & the tyrant in Downing Street allegedly work hand in glove!
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brexodus@brexodus1671·
@DailyMail Some people were all in on Equity Punk! Every penny they had they put in to this Dead Cert!! Now totally wiped out! Not a pot to piss in 😭 Suicide only option for them! 🤣🤣
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Daily Mail@DailyMail·
Brewdog was £500million in debt when it went into administration as it's confirmed Equity Punk shares are worthless trib.al/PWwlzHG
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@LBC @ShelaghFogarty I don’t feel British. I don’t feel welcome. And I’m British, born and raised here.
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‘I don’t feel British…. I don’t feel welcome.’ Caller Steve condemns the government for failing 'time and time again' to protect Jews in an emotional call to @ShelaghFogarty.
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