Al David
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"Every time UConn wins a title the losing team complains about the officials. This morning, UConn, that's you. A bully always meets its match."
@colincowherd reacts to Michigan's national championship win over UConn
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While surrounded by children waiting for his autograph at the annual White House Easter egg roll, President Trump criticized former President Biden, telling the children that “Biden would use the autopen.”
“He didn’t sign. He was incapable of signing his name so they followed him around with a big machine,” Trump said.
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Karl Malone sobre Michael Jordan:
"Durante toda mi carrera activa y lo que tengo retirado, jamas he visto un jugador más consistente en playoffs, que Michael Jordan".
"En vez de bajar, en cada playoffs y en cada final, subía más su nivel y mentalidad, siempre lo notaba relajado, nada le perturbaba en ese momento, siempre estaba tranquilo enfocado en el juego".
"Creo la verdadera arma peligrosa que poseía Jordan, era su mentalidad".

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Who is proud of cutting Hospices? WTF is wrong with you people?
America@america
Dr. Oz: “We have shut down just in the last ten weeks 221 hospices.” Bret: “Wait, over 220 in the state of California?” Dr. Oz: “Yes, in Los Angeles alone.”
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Tiger Woods Is Leaving the U.S. to Seek Treatment, Citing Privacy Concerns si.com/golf/tiger-woo…
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@uscfan981 Any all-time running back list that does not include Earl Campbell is immediately declared to be invalid.
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@ShellyCuel78160 @BrandonStraka If you can’t find your birth certificate, or are too stupid or lazy to get a replacement, then you don’t deserve to vote.
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So women are smarter than men? Is that what they’re saying? Because personally I have my birth certificate, my husbands birth certificate and all 7 of our kids birth certificates. If these guys can’t find theirs then they have absolutely NO business in Government or in the media. If we can’t trust them with something as simple as finding or getting a birth certificate.
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@adamcarolla You want shitty lyrics, listen to Queen…..BICYCLE, BICYCLE, BICYCLE, BICYCLE, BICYCLE, BICYLCE, I want to ride my BICYCLE……
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Never said anything negative about paul. Steve is different because he is a shitty at lyrics and it’s embarrassing
Imtheideaman@imtheideaman
@AdamCarollaShow @TedNugent @adamcarolla I agree with Adam on many things but not his takes regarding music. I think he doesn’t get past the surface on many artists. Even the greatest musicians can lay a turd-covered egg now & then (Sir Paul, for example. Also Miller’s “Abracadabra”). Forgive them, like you have Kimmel.
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Irony is dead. He actually said “I don’t want the President of the United States to have cognitive issues.” Ok…too late he already does.
CALL TO ACTIVISM@CalltoActivism
DISGUSTING: Trump makes a joke about the woman collapsing because he mentioned Gavin Newsom. Then he proceeds to make fun of Newsom’s Dyslexia, saying he doesn’t know how to read and isn’t mentally sharp. Trump should look in the f*cking mirror.
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A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator.
I checked my watch.
It was 11:00 AM.
I looked at him.
"It's almost lunch," I said.
"You're three hours late to the concept of morning."
He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7.
I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent.
I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management.
He apologized later.
I didn't reply.
I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency.
Greetings are risky.
He learned an important lesson.
Never speak to a partner in the elevator.
Unless spoken to.
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