Banana Joe

@elconde_nad0 Pena

Menciona algo que le haya dado México al mundo

@elconde_nad0 Es un pinche asco, ni para que ir.

Consejos para cuando vayas a CDMX 🇲🇽 -Irte con tres horas de anticipación si tienes cita. -No dejarte bolear lo zapatos frente a Bellas Artes. -No dejarte colocar pulseras en La Villa. -No dejarte tomar fotos de "10 pesos" en Chapultepec, te van a salir en $300 al final. -No comprar teléfonos en la calle, te van a aplicar el famoso "cambiazo". -No comprar electrónicos en Plaza Meave, te van a pedir adelanto para sacarlo de bodega, es estafa. -No entregar tu celular en la calle República de El Salvador para que le pongan una mica "gratis", te lo van a robar. -No tomar bicitaxis en el centro, te van a dar un precio y después te van a querer cobrar por persona extra o por peso extra. -Guarda tu celular al entrar y salir del metro en una bolsa con cierre. -No vayas a las terrazas del zócalo. Son estafa. ¡NO TE APENDEJES! Si me faltó algo, agréguenlo 🙏

@AlTayWeiss Perhaps you are the soy boy here, they pay you rent. Fix it instead of bitching on X.

Property management in 2026: Grown Millennials won’t pick up a screwdriver to fix something in their unit that would take 20 seconds. Instead, they write a 400 word ChatGPT essay about it with civil codes…then threaten to sue if we don’t handle it immediately. It’s gotta be the soy milk at this point.

@BTCNewsGlobal Blocked

@Patriota_81 Why did you go there to begin with?

Walking through the Vatican, I remember saying to my mom, “This is absolutely gorgeous… but it feels like it goes against everything Jesus taught.” The gold, the gilt, the pageantry, the guarded walls, the lavish robes, the opulent altars, the unimaginable wealth… it’s breathtaking, but hard not to wonder how any of it aligns with a man who preached humility, simplicity, and detachment from earthly riches.

@otakara18 I bet it's made with toxic materials and it will degrade very soon.

中国ではこのような小さな家がすでに全国で販売されているらしい どう思う？

@parasitoahorro No pues deja me pongo el truco de tatuaje.

Tu padre compró una casa en España: - Hace 15 años - 150.000 € Hoy vale 450.000 €. Si la vende: Ganancia patrimonial: 300.000 € · Impuestos (IRPF ahorro aprox.): 19–28% · Pagaría 70.000–75.000 € en impuestos Ahora, si no la vende y tú la heredas: · Plusvalía municipal mucho menor · Pagas Impuesto de Sucesiones · No pagas IRPF por esa revalorización En muchas CCAA: muy reducido o casi 0 € Y lo más importante: El valor de compra se “resetea”: Para Hacienda, tú heredas la casa a 450.000 €, no a 150.000 €. Conclusión: Vender en vida = pagar fuerte a Hacienda Heredar = mucho más eficiente fiscalmente Guárdate este truco, algún día lo necesitarás.

@ronsterd89 Ron , you look like a dead man walking, how is any of this your problem?

OK I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it EVERY SINGLE TIME I step foot in Walmart because apparently NO ONE is listening: WHY are people walking around this store looking like they literally just rolled out of bed?!?! Hair looking like a bird’s nest, lounge clothes on, slippers like you forgot you had them on before they you the house. I’m sorry but if you’re gonna come out in public to grocery shop, at least have the common decency to put on REAL CLOTHES! People are so unbelievably lazy these days it’s actually embarrassing. You shouldn’t be trotting around like that in front of actual functioning adults! It’s an embarrassment to everyone around you and quite frankly I get SECOND-HAND embarrassment just having to witness it. Fix yourselves, people. This is not a hotel lobby, it’s WALMART...

@RyanMcKinnell We peaked as humanity back then.

I know Im old but I dont give a single fuck. We did it better: music, drugs, food, camping, partying, MMA, pro wrestling, movies, video games - all of it. Take your pick. It was the last gasp of human excellency before the internet & cameras stole our souls. Argue with a wall.

@Copydat2025 @SusieM414141 Where is this?

@SusieM414141 I grew up around those creeks. Beautiful and water tasted great

Meanwhile in Florida we’ve got Go Boats and a fake gator! They have everything you need and then some!! Would you buy one? Go for a float with your friends.

@EricLDaugh They are sending their TEMU weapons.

🚨 President Trump just dropped this MAJOR WARNING to China and then walked away Q: "China is preparing to ship weapons to Iran..." TRUMP: "Well, if CHINA does that, China's gonna have BIG problems." Don't mess with Trump, China!

@joeroganhq 80 yr old junkie

80-years-old. What a legend.

@encomyu Sorry for your loss. You are a good man.

妻が亡くなり今日で5ヶ月 そっちはどうだい 桜は見た？ 2年前車椅子押しながら桜見たのが昨日のように思えるよ

@ActivistMaan @HistoryVille Quiet Ranjeet.

@HistoryVille All popes are evil, and Christianity is a religion of the freemasons. Bible is a fictional book.

On October 31, 1501, former Cardinal Cesare Borgia purportedly hosted an orgy in the Vatican with "50 honest prostitutes" in which his own father, Pope Alexander VI, not only attended but participated in. It was known as the Banquet of Chestnuts. Pope Alexander VI was considered one of the most corrupt popes in all of Catholic history. His name was associated with incest, adultery, bribery, and murder. The pope was also known for selling official positions within the Church and securing power and wealth only for his family, the House of Borgia. #HistoryVille

@sorealfoods Nobody is saying it's plastic. It's just bread and cheese. Is the taste unique?

@sorealfoods People get excited with cheese and bread now?

Caciocavallo Impiccato, a traditional Italian street food consisting of a stretched-curd cheese melted over a fire. 🇮🇹🧀🔥😋 © tasteatlas

@realpeteyb123 Pure narcissism

I just woke up and it’s my last day in Japan 🇯🇵 Gotta say, I’m sad, & I’m about to experience post-Japan depression. Happens when I leave Greece but this is next level reverse culture shock. Landing in JFK in NYC and seeing the disorder and chaos after this order is brutality

@redpilldispensr Where is Ukraine located?

Putin: "Russia is not going to attack Europe." "We never wanted to attack Europe." "This is a lie. This is a total lie." "We don't have any aggressive plans towards Europe."

@fogondpalo La fachada engaña , pero el.precio?

Que no te engañe la fachada🏠

@ThrillaRilla369 Funny that you care about what people choose to tip bro.

People living on $2,000,000 homes tip you $3 for delivering their $120 pizza order. Meanwhile, the family in a single-wide trailer hands you $10 and asks if it’s enough. Funny how that works.

@pirooooon3 Yes we could, even though it's not proper work.