Ed Aycock

@bariweiss @weijia Hey, Bari, did you get the big scoop that you’re laying off 6% of your staff? I hope you report on that!

CBS News is on quite a roll this week. And it’s only Wednesday. It started Monday with @weijia's conversation with President Trump. “I think the war is very complete, pretty much,” he told her. 🧵 cbsnews.com/news/trump-ira…

Kind of like owning a Tesla

@SenFettermanPA You’re a huge disappointment, Uncle Fester.

Heading to vote, and I will remain the only Democrat that refuses to shut our government down. Pay TSA agents. Reopen DHS.

@CrazyVibes_1 Do planes just end in a wall at the bathrooms?

A mysterious creature appears on board. Passengers panicked, and the cabin was temporarily chaotic with people climbing onto their seats and screaming. Neither the identity nor the owner knows.

@WarlockKenny @fakedansavage He means he’d rather read ANOTHER obit.

@fakedansavage Really? Dude was MAGA scum. I thought you'd be a little happy about this one.

Not the obituary I wanted to read today. people.com/chuck-norris-d…

Chuck Norris is dead? The same one who endorsed pedophiles Donald Trump & Roy Moore, propped up the Obama birther conspiracy, was outspoken in his hatred for gays & Muslims, and was obsessed with Netanyahu, guns & Mike Huckabee? I’ll save my thoughts & prayers, thanks.

@PressSec Idiot. You know why.

...and what's wrong with that, Margaret?

@FedEx @FedExHelp FedEx, I need to speak to a person not an AI bot about a delivery that has been stuck at a facility for almost two weeks. You must have a better way than an unhelpful bot who brings you in circles.

@FAFO_TV Okay. Whew. I thought that was going to end up much worse than it did.

To infinity and beyond

@FAFO_TV What was the expected outcome?

Man, I hope Chuck Schumer writes the President a strongly-worded letter to get him to quit throwing us into Armageddon. That’ll do the trick.

Gee, maybe the Duggar family wasn’t so amazing after all?

@MarkHam80780803 @fawfulfan Jesus Christ.

He’s lost control and has no idea what he’s doing.

@ABeardedHero Joni Mitchell, Amy Winehouse, Madonna

As a gay man, who are your top 3 female musicians?

@jasoninthehouse @Reagan_Airport You weasel. You lie about this like you lied about Hillary … as you then leaned over a wall to shake her hand a month later.

Dear Airlines, stop escorting Members of Congress to the front of the TSA lines. Let them experience what the Democrats are doing to travel. @Reagan_Airport

I think the genius of #AmyMadigan’s performance as #AuntGladys is that, while Aunt Gladys had such a crazy, almost Lynchian look, Madigan didn’t overplay her as some campy villain. She was pleasant but underneath her facade she was steel. #Weapons

@CChambers911 @justalexoki Ooo. You sure told me.

@InfoEd @justalexoki Apparently the mold on your bathroom wall (in your profile pic) is effecting your brain and thought process……

i'm not even american but something about this face makes me incredible uneasy

@dom_lucre After being cut off during the broadcast, EJAE gives new #Oscar  winners Yuhan and Mark Sonnenblick the mic so they can finish their speech backstage for #KPopDemonHunters song “Golden,” a historic original song win for the film

I am so glad god saw it in his infinite wisdom to grant Michael B. Jordan an Oscar for a vampire movie. #Oscar