Intrepid Vegetarian

@AndyStrawknee I agree!

We’re at a shuffleboard venue and I’m the only person in our group who did a silly picture, but I think I’m the real winner

@AndyStrawknee You are always a winner,

So I didn’t win an award at the charity awards I went to this afternoon. But I did get given a box of Miniature Heroes and the winner for a glass trophy so who’s the winner really?

@AndyStrawknee Same here. Access to Disney that is.

Watching Wreck It Ralph because Sky gave me access to Disney+ for reasons I don’t really understand

@CaraLisette That’s gone so fast? You’ve vanished from my timeline so I’m happy you’ve popped up again

Tell me your best c-section recovery tips please twitter!

@AndyStrawknee Honestly it’s an aversion. Will happily spend on others but myself? Really tough.

@IntrepidVeggie I sometimes think it would be easier if people just gave Mrs S all the money, but that doesn’t work either because I wouldn’t let her spend it me then either

I imagine in this scenario I would behave exactly as I do when someone gives me money to Christmas or my birthday. I would not be able to make a decision so I wouldn’t spend it at all

@AndyStrawknee That looks amazing! Welcome home!

I am back from my travels and I ate lots and lots of excellent food

@TashP351 75? I’ll have what she’s having

Made this cake for 75 year old Christine today. She’s worked at Norwich City Football Club for 50 years and is a brilliant laugh. If I’m still alive, and enjoying life like as much as she is and still eating cake when I’m here age, I’ll be pretty bloody happy.

I hope those who celebrate this day have a fabulous one. For anyone who thinks it’s a pile of shit, I hear you.

@msloobylou Wow! She looks amazing. And so happy. I love this.

Here’s my mum on her wedding day

@msloobylou Agreed.

Mother’s Day can fuck off

@AndyStrawknee Right!

I reckon if I’m spending 17 hours tomorrow travelling that I can probably have a couple of beers tonight without it massively affecting my day. Right?

@bertsbooks I’m meant to start How The World Thinks for bookclub but not sure how I feel about it

What's everyone reading this weekend?

@AndyStrawknee Your bread always looks awesome. This is a beauty. Worth staying up for that 30 minutes proving time!

I seem to say this every time (which I hope mean I’m still getting better), but this might be my best sourdough yet

@msloobylou It’s my fault apparently that it’s more difficult to do my work. How about it’s his fault with his stupid big fat hands! In fairness his hands aren’t that big.

@IntrepidVeggie I get told I have a small mouth. “Don’t tell all the boys” was my initial reaction. Then she’d sigh under breath “such a small mouth” as she worked. WELL IT AIN’T GOT ANY BIGGER LOVE. (She is v lovely apart from that.)

I have to have some urgent dental treatment so can’t see my usual dentist and I hate the one doing it. He’s a mansplainer, mouth shames me for having a small jaw (so I can’t open my mouth very wide) and now is running ten minutes late

@AndyStrawknee I’m grateful for the recommendation- always like to hear new stuff

@IntrepidVeggie That’s a good one as well, starts off quite gentle, goes nuts at the end. The riff in Cornflake is 👌🏻

Tonight’s gig reminder looks like I’m into some seriously unusual things when the rest of the band name is cut off

@AndyStrawknee Found god in a tomato? I’m in

@IntrepidVeggie That’s the ones

@AndyStrawknee I like the ridiculous

@IntrepidVeggie I hope you’ve listened to them, they’re so much fun