🇬🇧🐕Rach🍺🏌🏼‍♀️

@Dansgingermum @RAFpolicedog Even off his tits on bin juice and guide dog Tel’s dopey blind dad producing they’d do a better job that him

This just in..... @RAFpolicedog to replace Scott Mills

Filled the car up this morning. Normally £30. £35 and change today so not as bad as I was expecting. Had to go to 2 petrol stations though due to the idiots panic buying

Just watched The Green Mile for the time. A very enjoyable film. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it many times. Tom Hanks does not make a bad picture. The greatest living actor by a country mile

The finest ale in the land. Brewed just down the road #BlackCountry

@80s_Kidz No. Nor Godzooky

Was anyone actually a fan of Scrappy Doo???

This is great news. They’ve found Dogtanian. “All for one and one for all, Muskehounds are always ready”. Yep, if you’re middle aged you’ll be singing that theme all day. Sorry. xx bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

My mother is never grateful 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Morning world. The clocks changing don’t half mess with my already limited sleep. Will need matchsticks this afternoon

It was well acted, particularly Martin Clunes who is always very good but I didn’t need need to see him pretending to be Huw Edwards, pretending to have a 5 knuckle shuffle under his desk. Can’t get that out of my head. Thanks Channel 5 #Powerthedownfallofhuwedwards

Unfortunately both of my grandmothers (for different reasons) have given me a very strong dislike, bordering on stronger, of old ladies 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Funny how things can affect you as a child

I’ve seen an advert on the telly for Canada. I could’ve been Canadian if my mother wasn’t such a selfish mare who put her mother at the centre of her whole being. What a different life I could’ve had

Why do people think it’s acceptable to treat my hobbies and interests with scant regard and disrespect

Awake before 6. Thought I’d put my AirPods in and listen to a play. Could I find them? Nowhere. Turned the hovel upside down. Really panicking as they were a present. Nearly ordered new ones. Found them after an hour wrapped in clothes I didn’t wear on holiday. Phew!

When you don’t finish til 6 but you’ve just walked through your front door. My gaffer ain’t always an idiot

@Brick_Cop @ukhomeoffice Wow BC didn’t see that coming. Good luck with the next chapter

And just like that, 12 years, 2 medals, a whole bunch of memories and wonderful friends later; I’m done. Policing you were my childhood dream. I’m so proud to have been one of you and do my small bit. You’ll always be part of me, but time to live and move on. #ThinBlueLine 🚨

@milligreyt Hope everyone is well. I look back on our camping trips with such happy memories

Day 1 of first holibobs without me furbro. In Bills having lunch - well I've had tasty treats & now snoozing! Clarks Village Street.

So Waitrose are selling a flat Easter egg? Congratulations, you’ve just discovered a chocolate bar.

Is this your fess @PinkPanda3000

@Dansgingermum Martini 🤮🤮🤮

Southern Comfort

Tried to convince myself it was like the sausages on a ‘Spoons brekkie. Didn’t work. Don’t recommend