May 🏒👑

A thread of my Hollanov fics with tags and summaries; 🧵

Ilya texts Shane about getting an ADHD diagnosis to make “a damn huge dick” joke but then Shane texts back about his own autism diagnosis and struggles, and now Ilya is SCRAMBLING to find somewhere to get an assessment he will get ADHD one way or another

@snoopyilya Why do I wanna do this now

let’s all write the bears beating hayden up for disrespecting their captain

@pinkbdk Omggg it’s like great minds read the same fic at the same time lmaoo THANK YOU THO IT WAS V HELPFUL ❤️

@ItsMayBiTheWay Girlie not you tweeting this and it being my current read. First time I’ve felt useful on one of these. Though it’s mostly cause I got your notifs on.

Omg I saw a tweet on the timeline about a fic where Ilya and Shane got outed as friends on insta live but then the tl refreshed 😭😭😭 help me find it pls

@pinkbdk Oh Brooke you are a GODSEND 🙏🏼🙏🏼

@ItsMayBiTheWay archiveofourown.org/works/77515991…

@buck118nepobaby @hollanovst Omg wait this is so sweet 😭😭🥰

@hollanovst @ItsMayBiTheWay I love your fic so much I recognize it from a screenshot😭 just so you know that many people still appreciate this fic🤭🩵🫶

oh. this fic is gonna hurt so fucking bad.

@screamingintune lmaooo I am CRYING

@ItsMayBiTheWay The concept of Ilya phoning up every clinic on the eastern seaboard like "there's only one person to discuss childhood symptoms with, everyone else is either dead or wants me dead, but I don't even want medication, please just diagnose me before I'm murdered in a Montreal alley"

@acdfoxhollanov OH YOU ARE SO RIGHT AND I AGREE 100%

@ItsMayBiTheWay the people pleasing?? impulsivity?? & imo a lot of his behaviours & diet (sugary foods!!) are dopamine seeking/self medicating. i hc that dr galina clocked it early but his depression was priority 1 so once he’s stable on antidepressants is like sooo have you ever heard of adhd

@mintyhollander Omgggg

update soon, it will a small one and the last one 💛

@bubblemixer Lmaoo yeah it’s not neurotypical normal babes, it’s ADHD normal msmdmd

@ItsMayBiTheWay Ilya saw the screening form online at some point and ignored it bc he was like ‘these are all normal basic human behaviors’ but then someone else is like ‘no you just have like ALL the classic symptoms’ (yes I’m basing this on my own experience and my neurotypical BFF)

@ClumsyClackers LMAOOOO so real. He’s like “doc I’ll do anything for the diagnosis” and the doc is like “well you don’t have to do anything Ilya.” 👀

@ItsMayBiTheWay And it turns out it ain’t that difficult when he actually gets one and is left kinda dumbfounded 😭

@bigtirednoodle Okay wait, I could get on board with this

@ItsMayBiTheWay Even funnier is it he’s audhd but just sensory seeking vs Shane being more sensory avoidant

@acdfoxhollanov YES I AM ALMOST CERTAIN HE HAS ADHD

@ItsMayBiTheWay oh are we talking about adhd ilya bc hi yes i think about this regularly!!

@ilyascumsock The first time I heard this I was like “did this mf have ANOTHER child?”

can we talk about why the hell jade was renamed to emma now

@snoopyilya Ilya deserves more friends who understand him and love him

imma write fics where people fall in love with how charismatic ilya truly is and collect him into their lives like a shiny pokemon. give ilya more friends 2026

@shorewhitechalk OHHHHH SAM I AM WAILING

WE HAVE A DRAFT!!! I plan to post in the morning 🫡 🫶🏻 (I truly appreciate everyone’s support with this - I hope it lives up 😅)

@snoopyilya I am barking

ill post it tomorrow but here yall have a snippet

@ummrys @ilyasroza I literally live in this tag

@ilyasroza look through this tag!! archiveofourown.org/tags/Shane%20H…

i do love fics where shane outs his relationship with ilya to his parents and/or hayden while high on pain meds while ilya desperately tries to get him to shut up

@acdfoxhollanov Oh it is SO good like AAAA

ok so many of you are talking about this fic so i’m going in archiveofourown.org/works/79154606…