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putting this here because why should i suffer alone after reading it

Every Update of @catkn1ves Freaky WAGs SMAU

67 is gaining popularity over 69 because the economy is struggling. They want you to settle for smaller numbers. Shrinkflation.

@ganseyyiii they’re interchangeable :)

i have a very silly question … are a/b/o and omegaverse interchangeable terms? or do they technically refer to different things in fics?

@ItsMayBiTheWay Ilya saw the screening form online at some point and ignored it bc he was like ‘these are all normal basic human behaviors’ but then someone else is like ‘no you just have like ALL the classic symptoms’ (yes I’m basing this on my own experience and my neurotypical BFF)

Ilya texts Shane about getting an ADHD diagnosis to make “a damn huge dick” joke but then Shane texts back about his own autism diagnosis and struggles, and now Ilya is SCRAMBLING to find somewhere to get an assessment he will get ADHD one way or another

@skipbint @81storrie Exactly

@bubblemixer @81storrie Mmmm but also that’s HIS cock at the end of the day and everyone else only gets to borrow it

free use shane this free use shane that but like what about free use ilya

@rpfendorser Yes! 😀 He def thought about getting a motorboat for the lake and housing it in the boathouse, but decided the jet skis were a better buy overall, but didn’t rule out a motorboat entirely in the future

i wonder if shane has ever heard of motorboating

@birdiebardown I need to know how Connor got into that position esp w Hudson looking so nonchalant; was C frantically trading water w just his arms? Was C lowkey drowning while H got into position? Are Cs arms hypotenousing on the side of the pool and holding him up?

I'm still pissing over this one whose idea was this 😭

@skipbint @81storrie Shane would be too possessive but then gets into it if he watches how well ilya is doing for everyone else OR makes them take a video to send to him so he can make sure ilya is doing a good job

@81storrie free use Ilya so everyone can take a ride

@nickyn0mates using Twitter like all ur tweets just go into the void and aren’t perceived at all he’s so real

this is frying me cause it's not like he was unknown at the time? bro was just willingly oversharing to fans

nobody else on the subway knows I am reading hollanov fanfic rn 10/10 its a great reason to have public transit everywhere bc you can’t be drunk and read fic if you’re driving for two big and very reasonable reasons send tweet

I love being drunk and on twitter so much

@galitzineperez @_mister_nic LOL

@tozdiaz the important bit is that you’re writing !!! (I get stuck w so many thoughts and I’m jealous of your initiative)

an update for everyone: i play favorites and my friends wanted sculptor shane so i wrote sculptor shane. little do you know tho i wrote the saddest scene imaginable. will write for mean dom ilya tomorrow Hopefully

@saltedsan Sooo excited to read this tipsy tn I know I’ll be screaming bc yes everyone obviously has a crush on Shane Hollander even the announcers like wydm you don’t

You. Better. Check. This. Fic. archiveofourown.org/works/81214781…

@tunamacks No bc that man would 100% have all of the info fields filled out as much as he could for every single person in his contact list Like wydm he doesn’t have their full government name in there and also maybe their ssn idk

genuinely who the hell was this in shane’s phone

@ganseyyiii YES esp then when Shane says ‘I dont see that at all’ like that must have been so gratifying to hear from your rival/equal who has everything you feel like you lack Then ilya works even harder for Shane to say he it bc its now a genuine compliment instead of backhand compliment

thinking abt how much ilya internalizes the “lazy” label from grigori and how the first thing he said after telling shane abt his mom was to insist shane not think of her as weak, abt how grigori probably called irina both of those things when she was horribly depressed—

@onyxnight1989 Iike ilya brushes his teeth but I bet he doesn’t floss until Shane is Extremely Put Together then they unintentionally over who brushes for longer, who flosses better (read: for longer) who massages their face longer/better w moisturizer etc

Gimme your Hollanov bedtime routine headcanons! (cause you know Shane has a 13 step nightly routine lol)

@onyxnight1989 Shane has an intense routine, ilya is lucky if he maybe washes his face w the scented hand soap Svetlana bought him (he washes his face when he is sweaty after a game, but doesn’t have a dedicated routine) Shane gets ilya to actually use moisturizer. And also everythng else

@seraphskiss Putting the cohort in so many Situations

idk if anyone will get me but cens fic feels like batfam fic to me.