yer mum

@MarkMaddenX how bad has the @nfl gotten since a casino ad is every other commercial & controversial calls come at key moments in in games.

@esoteric_gf That shit's good for another 2 days at least!

@Jesii_ca_M Beer Pizza Cheeseburgers Chicken wings....should I keep going?

@harbizard It ain't all Dat lol if you dont like the material bullshit life and are unimpressed by all the fake shit then its a complete waste of time & money

i feel like i’m the only person who’s never been to miami

@BellaBaddie__ I've done some wild shit drunk that I'd never do sober

Can drunk ppl ACTUALLY not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy bllsht

It is FUCK THAT degrees outside Guess who's not leaving the house today

@pgh_scanner Honey I'm home but I gotta run to the store real quick

Troy Hill. Lowrie St. Caller reporting a car wrecked into their house, driver of the vehicle has decided to leave on foot.

@SFUCKINGJ Do a scratch & sniff test

Do I have jock itch???

@ash_isawitch If i was better lookin i might have a shot at it

If I was a guy I’d be such a whore.

I kinda wish I had some fudge stripe cookies

I legit smoke like 5 joints a day minimum 😭

PB&J still crushes it to this day P.S. I'm old af

long distance online boyfriend that i will never meet where are you

How many times..?

My birthday is in 20 days 🥰 what’re you guys getting me

the feminine urge to rip the disorders out of my head

@honeymoon250 Start an onlyfans

What’s the first thing you would do ?

Name something worse than an itchy butthole in public

Vince Lombardi's pregame speech to the Green Bay Packers in Super Bowl I was one to remember 👏 @insidethenfl's Top 60 SB Mic'd Up Moments on X