jamie

this part of the song really is my inner voice

@AngryPossum69 alright, i’m on my way w the jar

Please put my brain in a life support jar, im tired of my sweat glands.

@lexisoupertramp i’d do it but let’s be real i’d be flagged 🙄

@jph8413 nope

@esoteric_gf You didn’t set the alarm off going out?

how could you do this to me, target? i don’t wanna drive back.

@JTazer19 you got this king

@esoteric_gf I guess I will try again tomorrow.

try not to cry today challenge

@crybbfannypack omg we’re synced got mine today

if you start your period at work on a monday god lets you kys 🫦

@madsdanae it’s truly sick when people’s first thought is children seeing you. everyone who is “concerned” with that needs to be on a watchlist and have their hard drives checked.

me? kids?????? 😦

@sidbrini this would be the only way to get me to watch an avengers movie

Hey! what. do you mean

i love him so bad you don’t get it

@screamnhorror that’s how you know it’s real

@willajrainbolt as a short girl that sounds incredibly tall

I'm not incredibly tall, I'm 6'0" and yet I bonked my head TWICE today while getting into my car. Argh

@madebyanhedonia i was literally just singing this and then i opened the app to this

but i wonder if you want her in the way i wish you would need me we were right there you were right there if you want me i'll be right here like concrete

fumbling a weird girl that is obsessed with u should be punishable by life in prison

you’ll never catch me complaining about my kids being home for the summer or celebrating them going off to camp or seriously complaining about them or calling them assholes, crotch goblins etc. that’s trashy as hell, please know i’m judging you very harshly if you do.

@nolablue22 i love my lore dropping

@esoteric_gf wild new lore

i grew up in sicily and sometimes it would like rain lava rocks and ash and cover everything and we’d have to walk around with an umbrella

if i were a credit card and my owner didn’t put me back in her wallet, where would i be?

@vuse_lover this is me

who named jimothy? they hold such power