Swansea Snapper

Andrew Cotter is rapidly becoming the BBC's new Barry Davies. They can basically drop him in to commentate on absolutely anything and he knocks it out of the park.

It’s 2026 and people still think those planes should’ve flattened like tin cans against the outside of the buildings and slid to the ground like some kind of Looney Tunes cartoon.

Nuts pic selection.

Having a renewal price lower than the Early Bird price on the season tickets for next year is a decent move in fairness.

I’m in Cuba as part of the Nuestra América Convoy. Here I am singing my new song ‘Cartier Watch Bitch’ to a young Cuban girl with terminal cancer. We had to unplug her syringe driver for our iPad to livestream.

Incredible. A King Kong drone show is one of the coolest things I’ve seen this year.

"The Communists diverted power for our concert and now there's no power. This is clearly the fault of capitalism." You utter fannies

@SwanGirlH He was a quality defender who Dipshit Russy saw fit to play on the wing for reasons known only to himself. For some reason a lot of people thought that this was Latibeaudiere's fault.

Bafffled why people didn’t rate Latibeaudiere when he was here. Would be our best defender when played in his correct position.

@RaveyGravy @rejectedtheoffa Dude shows one picture of Three Cliffs bay and wonders if the Coventry chap can point to similar areas of stunning beauty within their own city limits. You guys should have appreciated the chance to play in Birmingham more than you did.

@JCJJMB @rejectedtheoffa Dude shows two pictures of three cliffs bay and thinks we don't know what that city centre looks like 😂

Sorry to the Coventry virgins in my mentions, this one has nothing to do with you. I don't care if this is unpopular, Matos is still not convincing me- fantastic off the ball, suspect on it. Same players same problems. Can he can turn us into promotion potentials?

@RaveyGravy @rejectedtheoffa Yeah. Shithole it is.

@JCJJMB @rejectedtheoffa Jesus Christ, that's a bit rich. Swansea is an absolute dump!

@NeathJack1 We wasted Widell out wide in the second half. Killed any forward momentum our midfield was generating. We cannot play without one attacking midfielder. It fucks us up every time when we don't.

Far more disappointed with that 2nd half compared to the first. Felt like we just damage limitation rather than showing any sort of ambition to fight back. Not a 0-3 game though.

@S___Elliott Lord of the Rings.

Movies are that are better than the book: No Country For Old Men Goodfellas The Godfather Strangers On A Train

Now we're back to playing with no advanced midfielders and what tempo and intent we had has evaporated. Manager after manager keeps doing this and I cannot fathom why.

Performance has been better than the scoreline but that's not much of a consolation. They've taken their chances. We haven't.

Four chances to clear that. Abject fucking stupidity.

Hope Stamenic is watching this from Fulton so far and understanding that you can just play the simple forward pass sometimes.

All these Johnny Come Latelies booking Grimes.

Getting to that point of the season where I could happily bin the football off until August and go do something else instead.

@SCFC_Jamess A very odd bunch.

Coventry fan telling someone not to force it... The jokes sometimes write themselves.