Swansea Snapper

Andrew Cotter is rapidly becoming the BBC's new Barry Davies. They can basically drop him in to commentate on absolutely anything and he knocks it out of the park.

@NotFrankA @iandobbers @JacobHorsfall_ So you're insisting that it's being done wrong?

@JCJJMB @iandobbers @JacobHorsfall_ Hes an account using it for engagement farming. xG is a bit more complicated and mainly used to assess players not teams

This. Isn’t. How. You. Use. XG.

@NotFrankA @iandobbers @JacobHorsfall_ "Its not saying Sunderland should have finished in a certain place"

@JCJJMB @iandobbers @JacobHorsfall_ No but i think you fundamentally misunderstand what it is. Its not saying Sunderland should have finished in a certain place, its just one bit of context using maths

@NotFrankA @iandobbers @JacobHorsfall_ That's the spirit.

@JCJJMB @iandobbers @JacobHorsfall_ It doesnt fuck up, you just misunderstand it

@iandobbers @JacobHorsfall_ XG seems to be a bit like Communism. Some people love it, but when it fucks up they insist that it's being done wrong.

@JacobHorsfall_ I just think it’s a load of tosh. We had a game earlier in the season where we hit the woodwork twice, scored a goal and our striker rounded the keeper and he had his shot cleared off the line and I think our xG was 0.6. I just don’t understand.

@paul195164 @TerrySinnett My number came up as an emergency contact for her which is how they called me and told me it was there.

@TerrySinnett @JCJJMB Agree with you 💯 don’t know if you know,as I didn’t. On iPhone go into health app and enter emergency contact numbers. If someone finds your phone although they can’t open it it does let you use emergency call,so if you enter family or friends it lets you contact them.

Still some honest people in the World. Mrs' phone case with cards, cash and work ID handed into The Woodman untouched. If that was you, thanks.

“Hi honey, how do you like our new £100k motor home?” - “Smashing, but where did we get the money?” “Don’t worry about it”. - “OK then” - said no one’s wife, ever, in the history of Holy matrimony. #pulltheotherone

Sunderland are playing European football next season thanks to this radical concept called the league table, where you get 3 points for a win, 1 point for a draw and no points for a loss.

Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) had a budget of $180 million. This had a budget of $180 😂

This is top trolling by Palace. They're dragging things out longer than Clubcall used to.

Can't help but be chuffed for McBurnie if that goal wins it.

Anyone know if they've got TNT sports at the Mond Golf Club?

“This next one goes to my ex wife Diana, it’s called The Tunnel Of Love”

Niche retweet but this Randy Savage impersonation is uncanny.

Bro just shaved his mustache and thinks nobody will recognize him?

Harry Maguire's family have 100% booked a non refundable Villa for the World Cup this summer given the absolute meltdown from his entire family on socials…

'If I cut tax on visting Alton Towers, more people will go. If I increase the tax on employing people...no, hold on...'

There are currently 1.2 cars per average UK household - a trend that’s only gone up since 1980 You can already see it when you drive through any housing estate that doesn’t have sufficient driveway space It doesn’t encourage people to own less cars - it just creates more cluttered and narrow roads + paths as everyone fights over the available space Stop mandating everything from the top-down, let the developers build what people actually need + want