Jack Parsonage

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Tell me again about Starmer's fucking box at Arsenal.

4 - Jordan Pickford has saved four of the 14 penalties he has faced in shootouts at major tournaments, twice as many as all other England goalkeepers combined saved between 1990 and 2012 (2 out of 36). Hero.

More semi finals than any other English keeper. More penalty shoot out saves than any other English keeper. More tournament clean sheets than any other English keeper. Respect needs to put on his name.

The photo that best sums up the Tory 14 year misrule #ToriesIntoThird #GeneralElection2024 #GTTO

For anyone who is still undecided, here’s what the last Labour government did. 🌹

Watch the whole of Paul’s Pyramid Stage set at @glastonbury festival yesterday….visit bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

Kevin Campbell, forever in our hearts. 💙

Very funny this because he literally put a major championship on a plate for his teammates three years ago and they all decided they couldn't score from 12 yards.

Premier League clean sheets this season Guehi - 4 Stones - 4 Gomez - 5 Dunk - 6 Konsa- 6 Branthwaite - 12 Tarkowski - 13 Guess which 2 aren’t going to the Euros

What a win that was

Cables are up!!!!!

Promotion fight 💪🏻

@Graham_Nevitt @PrescotCablesFC Any spares? 😂

Big one today @PrescotCablesFC right into these fuckers

Everton’s number 1. UTFT 💙

Sack that cunt

As Everton await to hear if their development of a new stadium in one of the most deprived areas in the country will result in a huge points deduction- one of the richest clubs in the world are asking for a hand out from the tax payer 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻👇🏻

Sean Dyche’s Everton since they got a points deduction

This shot, this reaction. Take a bow, @TommyFleetwood1 👏