Jacob Edwards
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Jacob Edwards
@JacobBEdwards
707 → 916 → 202. Professional swamp creature and Google Sheets supremacist 🏳️🌈 ✡︎
Washington, DC Beigetreten Kasım 2018
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Charles II resurrected after 341 years
(Punchbowl text subscribers got it first)
Jake Sherman@JakeSherman
🚨NEWS: WH expected to announce that KING CHARLES II will make a state visit next month. Likely to include address to joint session.
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One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.
Shelby Talcott@ShelbyTalcott
Trump on the death of Robert Mueller: “Good, I’m glad he’s dead.”
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@dougblandry @OrganizerMemes Last year their treasurer pleaded guilty to taking $1.5 million in fraudulent EDI loans for her business. Her business is also the consulting firm the PAC paid for compliance services.
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Secretary Kristi Noem@EnvoyNoem
Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas... the US is doing its own version of the Crown Steward and Bailiff of the Chiltern Hundreds
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Bummer you couldn’t make it last night! We all got together and talked about the hidden part of you that is worthless and unloveable, how we’ve all finally noticed it and now we’re slowly distancing ourselves from you. We did karaoke too
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Biden would’ve been instantly impeached in a bipartisan vote if he put his face on the freakin’ Department of Justice building
Hannah Rabinowitz@HBRabinowitz
New banner went up at DOJ headquarters this afternoon
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Conservatives will hang shit like this on their wall and then say that the masked secret police has a right to kill you at their own discretion
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This is the equivalent to sucker punching someone and then getting mad they hit you back harder.
Izengabe@Izengabe_
I'm so sick of Democrats falsely claiming what Virginia is doing is somehow a response to Texas. Under the new Texas map Democrats can win 29% of seats with 40% of vote. Under the Democrats Virginia map Republicans can 9% of seats with 49% of the vote. They are not the same.
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All we gotta do is prevent 20 trans students from playing sports and we’ll fix this
CBS News@CBSNews
The typical U.S. worker has $955 saved for retirement, report finds. cbsn.ws/4rzZ71s
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Some places in America are like a 24 hour LARP event.
Max Nesterak@maxnesterak
Incredible dispatch from the GOP caucus in Clay County mprnews.org/story/2026/02/…
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If the groundhog predicts more winter tomorrow I’m gonna need Bill de Blasio to go take care of him
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if you click no you get added to a mar-a-lago guest list
Pablo Manríquez@PabloReports
WOW ... DOJ now requires an age verification to view the Epstein files
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The way Noem is in the back of this clip is the fucking cherry on top oh my god
shiv roy's bob@stellamilfburn
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