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@TouchlineX Asking an Argentinian if he feels American just because he wins a football match is peak comedy. Bro shut it down immediately

@UTDTrey The guy on the left holding the notepad is fighting for his life right now

They saw Messi & Mbappe score THE BIG BOYS WILL BE ANGRY TODAY!

@UTDTrey You can see the fear in the movement. Gabriel owns that matchup, and it’s not even a debate at this point.

HAALAND VS GABRIEL TONIGHT WILL BE FUN😂😂😂

@TouchlineX It’s hilarious how Europe’s "top clubs" ignore him for four years until he does it in a World Cup, then suddenly he’s a "bargain." The scouting incompetence in the modern game is truly something to behold.

🚨 🇲🇦 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Azzedine Ounahi is making his reported €10M valuation look like a bargain for Europe's top clubs this World Cup. • Against Canada, the 26-year-old scored twice, created a chance, and won four fouls. • Although his group stage was relatively quiet, Ounahi has delivered when it has mattered most: playing a crucial role against the Netherlands in the round of 32 before running the show against Canada in the round of 16. • His elite ball-carrying and street-football flair have consistently helped Morocco break lines and unbalance opposition defences. • The breakout star of the 2022 World Cup earned immense praise from Luis Enrique four years ago: "Where did that boy come from? He did not stop running. Spectacular." Four years on, Ounahi is once again reminding the world exactly how talented he is.

@AfricaFirsts What do u expect from 500k population

Cape Verde 🇨🇻 has the highest literacy rate in West Africa, at 90.8%.

@jacksonhinkle He's definitely a hero 🙌

HERO!

@OfficialFPL @CPFC He's a good player

Ismaila Sarr at the World Cup: ⚽️ 4 goals 🅰️ 1 assist Could the @CPFC midfielder be an option for your first squad next season? 🤔 #FPL

@Footballtweet Best of the best" meets the weakest bracket in the history of international football. Everyone can see it, but nobody is allowed to say it out loud.

▪️ Algeria 🇩🇿 ▪️ Austria 🇦🇹 ▪️ Jordan 🇯🇴 ▪️ Cape Verde 🇨🇻 ▪️ Egypt 🇪🇬 ▪️ Colombia/Switzerland 🇨🇴🇨🇭 This is the World Cup, the best of the best, the elite against the elite, and this is what Argentina's run to the semi-final has looked like.. 🤣🇦🇷 There's definitely something fishy going on here. 🤯

@ohmblvck 🔥

quit brainrot. unfollow trolls. read essays. go down rabbit holes. have a calendar. maintain a todo list. read old books. watch old movies. turn on dnd. walk with intent. eat without youtube. chew more. train without music. plan for 15 mins. execute. organise your desk. take something seriously. read ancient scripts. act fast. find bread. eat clean. journal. save a life. learn to code. read poetry. create art. stay composed. refine your speech. optimise for efficiency. act sincere. help people. be kind. stop doing things that waste your time. follow your intuition. craft reputation. learn persuasion. systemise your day (or don’t). write. write. write. write more. iterate violently. leave your phone at home. walk to the grocery store. talk to strangers. feed the dogs. visit bookstores. look for 1800s novels. experience art. then love. sit with a monk and offer them lunch. don't talk shit about people. embody virtue. sit alone. do something with your life. what do you want to create? turn off your mind. play. play a sport. combat sports. notice fonts in trees. fall in love. notice patterns on a table. visualise it. talk to people with respect. don't hate. be loving. be real. become yourself. cherrypick your qualities. discard the useless. rejections aren't permanent. invite what aligns. accept what does not. read great people. be different. choose different. do great work. let it consume you. lose your mind. value your time. experience life.

@Booster7860 Honestly 🔥

@Jadcrypt02 Big fixtures, that’s an exciting lineup for football fans

In the next 24 hours we get: Brazil vs Norway England vs Mexico Portugal vs Spain This is the World Cup. #Norway #Brazil #England #Portugal #Spain #Mexico #Capeverde #FIFAWorldCup2026 #Harrykane #Worldcup2026

@TouchmineX Imagine thinking football debates are organic when half the timeline is just hired guns tweeting off a "content brief" provided by a PR firm. The game is absolutely finished.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Rumors suggest a famous footballer has kicked off a coordinated media campaign targeting Ronaldo and Portugal. 😳💰 Our team received it too, we ignored it.❌

@Footballtweet 30 fouls and 0 cards is an absolute masterclass in referee manipulation. Paraguay is playing 4D chess while France is busy writing essays to the media.

🚨🗣️🇫🇷 Rayan Cherki: "I didn't know a team could commit around 30 fouls without being punished even once." 😂 Paraguay didn't receive a single yellow card. 😭

@TouchlineX You can feel the sheer disappointment in the replies from Nigerian and Algerian fans who genuinely thought they had a chance to secure him for the long term.

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Michael Olise was eligible to represent England, France, Algeria and Nigeria. Despite being born and raised in England, he chose France because of his strong connection to the national team. 🗣️ Olise: "I have always had a connection with the France national team, that is why I play for France." 🇫🇷

@FIFAWorldCup Brazil’s team is going to spend the whole 90 minutes over-complicating every single pass while Norway plays the most defensive game in human history.

Time to leave it all out there. #FIFAWorldCup

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🚨🇨🇲 Following his new loan move to Trabzonspor, André Onana enters the world’s top 10 best paid goalkeepers. Includes salary covered by Trabzonspor and bonuses.

@FabrizioRomano He’s getting paid like a Ballon d'Or winner to play in the Turkish league, the levels are truly astronomical lmao

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@UTDTrey Paraguay turning a World Cup match into a prime CONMEBOL street fight, love to see it 😂🔥

Damn Paraguay

Another academy gem heading out the door before getting real minutes 😔 Good business with the sell-on clause though. Wish Tyrique all the best at Everton — go show them what they missed 💙

Bro this photo has me hyped already Xabi Alonso in Chelsea colours is the reset we needed. It better drop this week — the XA era starts NOW "