Jake Elman

Long live Sophie. Thank you for nearly 18 great years. Goodbye my friend. You may be gone but you’re never over!!!!

@DutchBeek Starbucks

Yo @KLVsays I heard she’s gonna join the show that night

I think the last time I was at Johnnie Brown's, my friends and I went to the pinball place and ditched our other friend. Then they wandered off, I went back to JB's, sat with my friend for 10 minutes, and then we called our Uber. The 1 a.m. Jake adventures.

Indeed she will!

Happy National Beer Day. I suggest @voodooranger. It's nearly a 10% IPA. You can thank me later.

Obama gets it. #Mayflower congrats Dusty @CoachKeem @KyleChurchUMich and all in Ann Arbor!

@jeanninee12 Thank you!! Been a long road. 🙏🏻

@JakeElman97 Jake, you look amazing!! Well done my friend. Congrats

Four years ago, I was on an emergency trip to NY. I looked at these pictures when I got home afterward and realized it was time to get my life together. April 6 marks four years of trying to live better. No one can say I didn’t go down swinging. I’m not afraid.

4️⃣ Forever grateful for all the support. Still not afraid. CC: @MattPiperJenks @NjTank99

When the Yankees ask for a new stadium in like 2029, they’ll point to instances like this as a reason why.

@TeamThirstTrap 5.1 innings two hits no runs no walks, strikes out Lindor with RISP

believe it or not:

Happy Passover! This is unfortunately a very dangerous time for Jewish people, especially in America. No one will make us feel uncomfortable in our communities or ashamed to be Jewish. We stick together!

That feels astounding low considering the Dead Ball era and 1968

@Glenn_Spencer congrats Coach!!

Still coaching! “I promise son, you will be able to sleep during the night again, just not yet” Shepard Spencer 3/31/26 Great job Emily and Abe

@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @FrankTheTankHQ @VivaLaStool You are an incredible human as the angel on the shoulder and constant presence of encouragement. Frank is lucky to have you and the support system you have helped build!!

🚨 WEIGH IN 30🚨 REMAINS IN 270 CLUB •279.8 pounds (ATH 530+) •Blood sugar: A1C 5.4 (ATH 11+) •Frank down 250+ pounds overall! •Inching toward diabetic remission •Crossed 2 million steps in 2026 •Pacing for 8 million steps (goal) Frank had one of the most challenging months of his life and took no days off. Exercise wasn’t an added burden, but a refuge. Lifting weights 3 days a week compounded with 22K steps per day for 3 months has taken Frank’s health to annuder level. His strength, mobility, and flexibility continue to improve as Frank puts on muscle, which weighs more than fat. We are entering an exciting part of this epic journey where Frank might plateau in weight as fat is rapidly replaced by muscle. AI says Frank could be carrying 20-40 lbs of excess skin at this point. Imagine an immediate drop to 249 when he gets the skin surgery. Insane. Frank asked me to thank all of you for the support you’ve shown him, always, but especially this month. He never could’ve imagined having Tank’s Army in his corner, pushing him to be great everyday. The craziest part is he is just getting started. Anudder weigh in in the books

@antwanstaley That hotel room nap after the 6 a.m. flight is so worth it, though.

I don’t care what some of y’all say: Red eye flights > 6 am flights

Name someone who was a star player for your favorite team before you were born We tried naming the earliest MVPs: youtu.be/snDzk7MBxms

@tonycal93 I was trying to find if BR had anything like that on his page. Even then, 73% feels so high… I always felt like the knee injury with the Knicks ruined the chances he had because he was well on pace. Then again I’m typically fine with electing someone on peak.

@JakeElman97 He made five All-NBA teams and Basketball-Reference’s formula-based approach had him at like 73% chance to get in some day.

LeBron must have told them to put Amar'e in, because I never even considered Amar'e Hall of Very Good when I still cared about the NBA.

I miss the dancing Geico Gecko from the first season at the new stadium.

@antwanstaley I’m prepared for someone to trade up and take Ty Simpson in the top 10 and basically pull the excuse of “we did it so no one else would.” That’s like a Cowboys move

#Jets GM Darren Mougey just finished speaking to the media. Among the key talking points: - He anticipates exercising Will McDonald's fifth-year option. -The Jets felt like Geno Smith would be a good fit for them moving forward. - Mougey on his dinner and workout with Alabama QB Ty Simpson: "It was a good visit." - Mougey says he is "hopeful" to get a deal done with Breece Hall following next month's draft.