Jake Parker

@dahmers @Cardinals I like it and want to see it more often so that I remember to go.

@Cardinals Thank you

@Cardinals I’m begging you to stop playing that kids day at the park commercial. Everyone hates it at this point.

@kjpilcher @brokenlizard

@JakePeezy @brokenlizard Doesn’t count

Always assumed Club Dread was the first movie from @brokenlizard group but didn’t realize Super Troopers was from 2001 and Club Dread was 2004. In the name of Marty Melman, I stand corrected

@stillnothawkize Is the $2.68 gas in the room with us now?

Nobody cares about you using ethanol and a fuel saver discount

Yeah I was wrong about this dog too. The boy is nice!

@stoolpresidente @_willcompton This is how you own up @Return_Of_RB.

That’s what I get for believing in Nebraska. This guy is everything @_willcompton wants to be. Iowa owns Nebraska. I’m an idiot. #GBR

@Conrad_Wilson That’s my fuckin guy! We will always have the field of dreams game!

@JustinJBasch @rockreax

What are they upset about, @rockreax?! Are you kidding me? The ref called it a takedown and didn't let Duke finish the sequence (having a cradle locked up). The refs then call off the takedown?

Ah that’s sad. Penn state on the other end of a call that they have gotten all year and of course they act like clowns.

@CoachMattThomas @BrockHawki 😳

@BrockHawki @JakePeezy

I am needing an assistant next year. Please share.

@rossbchek I was able to fast forward on the link. Dean 8 Drake 6 Nasir 7 Ryder 15 Mikey 3 Pk 5 Angelo 7 Gabe 27 Ben 8

Based on the preamble to the bracket release, it sounds like Mikey Caliendo will be the three seed. Joey Blaze will be the two seed at 165. Reasoning was the head-to-head result

@EthanKamps Damnit Ethan! Pick your head up. You just won pro day. This little tournament means nothing! We move.

I'm a loser

@CoachBrannoch @Maren_Angus @SoftballOnSI What does “holding them accountable” mean in terms of actions? Get rid of them? Suspend them? Genuinely curious.

@JakePeezy @Maren_Angus @SoftballOnSI No its a problem nation wide. You cant use the excuse its hard to find umpires either all the time. Thats why there's no accountability

The no-replay controversy in Clearwater just escalated. Calls have been questioned all week and Friday, LSU head coach Beth Torina was ejected arguing one. Why isn’t there replay at the Clearwater Invitational? The answer might surprise you. 👇 si.com/onsi/softball/…

@CoachBrannoch @Maren_Angus @SoftballOnSI These umpires in particular or just in general? Changing it to officials/umpires is moving the goalposts a bit. This crew is very good.

@JakePeezy @Maren_Angus @SoftballOnSI If you haven't noticed there are PLENTY of examples of continuous issues with the same officials/umpires making the game about them. Again, they aren't held accountable

@CoachBrannoch @Maren_Angus @SoftballOnSI If you haven’t noticed, there aren’t people banging down the door to get into umpiring. The NCAA does a good job of getting training materials to umpires but there will always be missed calls, people are human. Totally agree if it’s a perpetual problem with one umpire.

@Maren_Angus @SoftballOnSI Here's an idea...why not start holding umpires accountable for their jobs? Maybe they'd do better

@kjpilcher Announcers saying they should be looking at locked hands. Thought the same thing you said though.

Brands throws a brick at the end of the second. I'm wondering if he's asking for them to review when Ludington got an escape. The few seconds between when he got it and when it was awarded could be the difference in a riding time point, if Ludington goes down to start the third.

@kjpilcher autograph signing today? Non-NCAA event. I saw an open table!

@DanClarkSports @BrockHawki pop pop sitting between us.

Flashback to one of the most bizarre moments ever caught on camera during a baseball game...