hawkize

Watching Iowa football

if you put $200 million in a trust and stuck it in a high yield savings account at 4 percent you’d be $150,000,000 richer and keep the land

@cheecharley @SelfHighFive181 How the damn heck did you even know that??!!!!

@SelfHighFive181 @stillnothawkize If you just wanna say you were roommates, go ahead.

Props to Jimmy Rogers, who went 6-6 and did fuck words

oh yeah totes

Yeah totally dude

Hantavirus has signed with Brandon Walker to host a new show

My god dude

@jshhspn Busy

@stillnothawkize Buddy go outside

Holy shit angel reese comes out of nowhere for the game winning block

@JoeyPettyAss yeah man you nailed the Iowa fan as “3 years”

@stillnothawkize @gayinKcK “They’re 3 year fans” is an incredible tweet. Please keep it up dipshit

Saw on Threads and YUP!

@JoeyPettyAss @gayinKcK “They’re 3 year fans” is an incredible tweet. Please keep it up dipshit

@gayinKcK Correct and she aint even the best on her team.. but they're 3 year fans and got the brain of a Tylenol

@gayinKcK HA HA YURRPPP HUR HUR YURRPPPP please like me blacks

@csmoses81 thank u

I think Iowans and Nebraskans can all agree that each SEC school is terrible in their own, historic way.

Giants pretended to fuck each other after beating the Dodgers

@KXnO1stQuarter Rodgers when asked who his wife is

@_OgStu @TraeK_ Goodwill

Mans put on his best ice to watch Bron get swept . Where can i find his Jersey man

@KXnO1stQuarter no marriage records are not, but divorce records are

@KXnO1stQuarter it also needs to be said that LSU’s mascot is actually not named for the animal, it’s named for a confederate infantry group from Louisiana

what a fucking loser

it’s an odd sports story I guess but I own a chunk of the track from where Drake University plays. It’s family the “blue oval,” and was one of the first blue mondo tracks in the US. Tons of gold medalists have run at the Drake Relays. In 2005 they resurfaced it for the first time in quite awhile. The track was being literally rolled up and thrown out - it was in a huge roll near the construction site. A friend saw it and knew I’d run there and would again, and took a knife and cut me off a chunk. So I sort of also, too, have blue turf, sickos

Totally just ordered 10 swatches of the Boise State Turf.